WTF
Friday 5pm
Chargezuma: Bro! Help! How am I supposed to get all this homework done before Monday? 😭
Cellophane: Like everyone else. By doing it and not watching Flixnet all weekend with your boo.
Chargezuma: HEY!
Mockingjay: Please tell me that isn't supposed to be me?
Chargezuma: I mean... 😣
Mockingjay: ... Really?
Cellophane: Wait. Haven't you two been dating for months now?
Mockingjay: ...
Chargezuma: DUDE!!!! 😭
Cellophane: Dude seriously? All the time you spend with him and you still haven't asked him out?
Red Riot: Bro...
Red Riot: Shinso I have to ask. Are you gay?
Mockingjay: None of you are joking right now?
Dynamight: WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY OF THE FUCKERS JOKE ABOUT THAT?
Red Riot: Sorry Bakubro is an angry gay man. He still hasn't told his crush yet and
Dynamight: SHIT THE FUCK UP SHITTY HAIR!!!! 🤬
Cellophane: Yeah so anyway. Like half the class is gay so chill. This is a no judge zone.
Mockingjay: Half the class? Who exactly?
Cellophane: So starting with the Baku Squad there is Bakugo, Kaminari, Kirishima
Red Riot: Bro CHILL. Some of us haven't come out yet!
Chargezuma: Kiri dude. Your family can't see our text you're fine. I promise.
Cellophane: Yeah besides. Mina already agreed to fake date you if it came up somehow.
Red Riot: But bro she is YOUR girlfriend...
Cellophane: yep GIRLfriend. I have zero worries of a gay man trying to steal her. Besides I trust her.
Red Riot: Bro... 🥺
Dynamight: More like you pity anyone stupid enough to try.
Cellophane: 😶 I...
Mockingjay: So this is unexpectedly wholesome and everything but how do I fit in?
Chargezuma: Just kill me now Bakubro... 💀
Dynamight: Fuck no! Then he'll never say yes.
Mockingjay: Wow okay. You all are gay...
Mockingjay: Thank you there is a GOD.
Pinky: Shh! He'll hear you!
Mockingjay: 😶 umm what?
Cellophane: Bro the rat god hears and KNOWS all.
Chargezuma: Then there is All Might. I mean 🤯
Mockingjay: ... You're all serious?
Dynamight: Fucker do not fuck with the powers that be. Even I know that shit.
*Rat God is online*
Rat God: I'm sorry children but was I summoned?
Chargezuma: No sir!
Red Riot: No Sir!
Pinky: No Sir!
Cellophane: No Sir!
Dynamight: Fuck no! We are not doing that shit again!
Rat God: I see. Very well then, have a nice day. 🍵
*Rat God is offline*
Mockingjay: 😶 You were serious?!?! But how?
Chargezuma: Please even if you are not interested in me please for the love of All Might do not call on the all knowing one again! Please!
Mockingjay: The all... You know what? Fuck it.
Mockingjay: Kaminari if you finish all your homework today I'll take you to go get coffee and maybe we can see a movie?
Mockingjay: The new movie Lightning Speed comes out and I know you're a fan? If you want?
Chargezuma: 😳😳😳
Chargezuma: Yes!
Chargezuma: Goodbye everyone I have homework to do!
*Chargezuma is offline*
Cellophane: 🤯 You just might have saved him from flunking out...
Red Riot: Now if only that could work for me? 😓
Shoto: Well I don't know who you like but you are welcome to join me?
Shoto: Momo and I were just about to make hot leaf juice and Jiro is picking up cupcakes from Sato in the kitchen.
Red Riot: I... I... Really?
Shoto: Yeah it would help if I wasn't a third wheel when they flirt the whole time. 😓
Shoto: How they think I don't see it is beyond me. 🤷
Pinky: Wait! You knew!?!?
Shoto: Of course. I'm gay not stupid.
Shoto: ...
Shoto: Wait...
Shoto: Fuck. Don't tell Midoriya?
Deku: Todoroki it's really okay. I promise. ☺️ I'm happy if your happy.
Shoto: Really?
Deku: Yep!
Shoto: ... Then...
Shoto: Kirishima? Would you care to see the new MMA movie tonight? I can help you study tomorrow?
Red Riot: 🤯😳🤯😳🤯😳🤯
Dynamight: FUCK STOP SCREAMING YES AND ACTUALLY TYPE IT. I can hear you from the second floor!
Red Riot: Yes! OMG give me ten minutes!
Shoto: Certainly. I'll tell Momo the change of plans. See you soon Red. 😉
Dynamight: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
Dynamight: Why didn't you want Deku knowing?
Shoto: ... Bye.
*Shoto and Red Riot are offline*
Deku: 😓We made a deal a while back about secrets. He kind of broke it but it's okay. I prefer him happy. ☺️
Dynamight: So you two weren't dating?
Deku: 😳 NO! OMG why would you think we were?
Pinky: Chill. This is the chill space. Even Bakubabe must obey these terms.
Deku: Really? 🥺
Pinky: Yes. W
Deku: In that case...
Deku: Kacchan since it's Friday night would you like to go to the park with me? Like when we were kids?
Deku: I understand if you don't but I would really like to see the stars with you again from that hilltop!
Cellophane: Wait... Did he just?
Dynamight: 🤯🤯🤯
Dynamight: ...
Deku: 🥺
Dynamight: Yeah... Sure.
Deku: 🤯😳🤯😳🤯😳🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖
Dynamight: Enough of the emojis! Fuck! Be ready in five!
Deku I'm already ready! Just need to lock
Dynamight: I'm outside your door. Let's go already.
Deku: 😳
*Dynamight and Deku are offline*
Cellophane: Babe it's amazing how much they grow up isn't it?
Pinky: Yes and I have been enjoying all this spilling tea. 🍵
Pinky: WAIT!
*Rat God is online*
Rat God: What's this about tea?
Pinky: I'm so sorry sir! I was referring to gossip. Only gossip! I swear!
Rat God: I see. In the future miss Ashido please refrain from such atrocities such as spilling perfectly good tea. Although thankfully that was not the case this time.
Pinky: Yes sir!
Rat God: Very good.
*Rat God is offline.*
Cellophane: Hot leaf juice. Say it with me babe. HOT LEAF JUICE!
Pinky: 😢 Hot leaf juice... 😓
All Might: You actually called him twice in one day? Even I know better than that.
Cellophane: 💀 All Might how long have you been there?
All Might: A better question Young Sero is when am I not?
All Might: DO NOT WORRY FOR I AM HERE!
Ingenium: Will you all just go and do your homework? Is that really so much to ask?
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Ingenium: Really? Now you're all gone?
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Ingenium: Fine.
Grape Juice: What did I miss?
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Grape Juice: Why doesn't anyone like me? 😭😭😭😭😭