Excuse the Fu*k?

*Trigger warnings* This might hurt to read. Kind of lemon? Sort of. Switch implied. You'll see what I mean. 🏳️‍🌈

"Kacchan?" I call out but my vision is so blurry I can barely even see his explosions. It has to be him, it has too. "Kacchan?" I called again.

"WHA-!" I heard him stop midway through, he must have seen me. I know that I have to look terrible, we've been fighting villains for over an hour and the fight is finally just now getting cleaned up but that's not why he would be shocked. No, there is a large piece of rebar sticking out of my side while I'm laying against some concrete that a villain managed to smash me into.

"Kacchan please," I am having so much trouble just staying awake right now.

"I'm here, Nerd. I'm here," his voice sounds strained, okay maybe I'm worse than I thought I was.

"Take OFA," I reached a hand out trying to grab him but I only found empty air. He must have come closer. I heard his voice as bad as everything around us was, he still came to me.

"No, I'll take you to the guys in medical and they-"

"No time," I cut him off. I could feel myself drifting and I don't know if I'll wake up again. I don't know if I ever will.

"Deku, no. You can't leave me, not like this. We just..." I heard him choke and a small smile came to my face.

"I love you so much," I whispered trying to reach him again, this time I felt his hand grab mine. "I always have and I always will, Kacchan you are the greatest."

"No! Don't leave me! Never leave me," he was angry I could hear it in his broken voice.

"Okay Kacchan, I won't leave you. But take it just in case. You can give it back when I'm better. Please?" I can't chance One-for-All being lost forever. Kacchan knows the secret and he can at the very least find a worthy successor. "Please, I'm so tired."

"I'll only take it if you promise to wake up again," he whispered his lips right next to my ear.

"I promise," I turned my head and kissed him. I only need to give him my DNA and a kiss should work just fine. Half way through the kiss I felt somehow empty, good. That should mean that it worked.

We broke apart panting but not because the kiss was heated, no the kiss was light and sweet and if I were to really die now I could die without regrets. I finally told him. I told him I loved him but he had me make a promise and I always keep my promises.

"Take care of me Kacchan, I'll wake up if you are with me." I slowly closed my unseeing eyes. Did that last blast blind me? Guess I'll have to find out when I wake up.

"I've got you, I'll stay with you no matter what," his voice was fading out like he was getting further away but I could feel him picking me up, rebar and all. It hurt so much but at the same time not at all. I wonder how that is?

I could feel myself fading in and out as time passed by. Kacchan talking, demanding treatment, at one point I could feel myself laying on a bed with what I'm sure were a million sensors and needles on me but I couldn't really feel them at all, just the soft bed. Every now and again I would hear Kacchan talking to me, mostly about our friends or how the fight turned out.

Turns out I was not the only one seriously hurt but I am the only one still getting treatment.

"Nerd, you have to wake up soon. I have something I should have told you a long time ago," I hear him whisper and suddenly I don't feel so alone anymore, his fingers intertwined with mine. All I could do was squeeze but at least he noticed.

"I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere," his voice trailed off as sleep took me under again but I didn't let go of his hand. I could never let go of Kacchan, not after so long of chasing him, I finally caught a hold of him and I don't want to let go.

"Izuku, they say you are going to die. That the only reason your body is living is because of the machines, but I refuse to believe that. How could you, of all people, be brain dead?" I heard Kacchan's bitter voice next to me, but his hand was safely in mine.

"They say that you holding my hand is just a reflex, I told them all to shove it up their asses. I'm paying them, so they can keep your machines on until I say otherwise," I felt a smile tug on my face. I'm not brain dead, they must have a sensor in the wrong place. If I was brain dead how would I be able to hear all of this? I certainly wouldn't be able to think at all that is for sure.

"Dumbasses all of them, Deku you made me a promise. You always keep your promises," Kacchan sounded sad again now. I squeeze his hand again, it's all I can do. I wonder if there is a way for me to answer him?

"Izuku? You've been asleep a really long time. I need you to wake up now. I need to tell you I love you," I heard Kacchan crying, I squeezed my hand again, finding him exactly where it was supposed to be, in mine.

'I love you so much Kacchan,' I can't help thinking to him. Even if I can't say it out loud yet I know he will understand.

"Don't give me that, you should at least open your eyes when you say something. Do you have any idea how fucking stupid the people here are?" Kacchan groaned in response.

'I love you,' I say again hoping he can actually hear me.

"I love you too," I felt him squeeze my hand before his lips found mine.

'Don't leave me again, I'll wake up soon. I promise, I have to.' I beg him.

"Okay, I won't leave even at night. I'll be right here," I felt myself losing focus again.

"Izuku? Did last night actually happen? Did I really hear your voice?" I heard Kacchan asking and I squeezed his hand again.

'Yes, I don't know how but yes.' Being heard is amazing and all but the fact that it was Kacchan who can hear me? Makes it so much better. I feel so light and happy with him close by and I don't hurt nearly so much when his hand is in mine.

"You're muttering again. You're in pain? Where does it hurt? All the doctors say you shouldn't feel any pain at all," he sounded pissed but his hand was in mine, safe and sound.

'Yeah, I feel like I've been torn into shreds and my head hurts so bad,' I wish I could cradle my head at the moment. I wonder if anywhere Kacchan touches or holds me would feel better?

"Still mumbling, I'll give it a try. They removed most of your wires and things so I can lay down next to you. If you're okay with that?"

'Please!' The thought of being in his arms, erasing the pain, well it was almost too good to be true.

I felt the bed dip down and the next thing I knew I was in heaven, all the pain just melted away and I could feel his arms around me holding me close.

'I wish we could stay like this, forever.' I hummed in my own head enjoying his warmth. 'You're so warm, it feels so good. I feel like I've been sleeping in the snow or something,' I tried to laugh but instead I heard his chuckles in my ears which was all the way around better.

"Maybe when you wake up next time, you'll wake up all the way?" He asked, his voice was deep and I could practically hear the sleep in his voice. Has he not been sleeping properly?

'Maybe if you sleep next to me?' I asked and again I heard his chuckles before he agreed, sleep taking us both this time.

***

"Mr. Dynamight! That is highly inappropriate, why would you get onto the patient's bed?" I heard some lady demand and Kacchan grumbled and told them to "Fuck off" along with a bunch of other choice words.

I giggled a little wanting to snuggle into my... My... What are we now? Is he still my crush? My boyfriend? My lover? What are we?

"We are anything you want us to be," Kacchan answered and I'm sure the room is empty again.

'What if I want you to be my husband?' I asked feeling giddy, did they maybe up my pain meds?

"As soon as you wake up we can go to the court house," I feel him kiss the side of my head. "I love you, if you'll have me you can have me forever." This time a small kiss on my forehead.

'Yes, I do, I will. Whatever I have to say, I'll say it!' I wanted to scream my excitement but instead I'm stuck doing nothing at all, unable to move.

"I have to get off the bed, All Might will be here soon. Are you still in pain?" His voice, I could listen to him all day when he is like this. His voice is calm and soothing.

'I feel amazing right now, but okay just don't let go of my hand. Please?' I don't want to feel alone and so long as he is holding my hand that is enough, at least for now.

"Never," I felt another kiss on my temple and I even felt Kacchan adjust my body making me much more comfortable before he took my hand in his again. I could feel his lips pressed against the back of my hand and it must be a miracle because I still don't feel any pain.

We talked for a long time, I found out that he was hurt during the fight and wasn't able to continue his work anyway. I guess they said that he might never be able to use his right hand again, maybe even his arm.

'I'll find a way to heal you, I promise.' I am determined to make sure Kacchan can still work as a hero, it's his dream just as much as mine.

"You keep making promises but you still haven't opened your eyes yet. The doctors say that even if you do wake up you will be basically blind." His voice sounded so angry again.

'So that's why I could barely see you when I gave you my quirk?' I asked and he groaned.

"You knew?" He sounded shocked and I couldn't help laughing a little.

'No, but it was a worry. I could barely see your explosions, it was why I knew you were close by at all,' I answered, sighing.

"Well when you wake up you'll just stay with me, after everything is said and done we should live together anyway," I could HEAR the blush that had to be on his face. We are getting married!

'No, you move in with me. My place is bigger anyway and I'll know how to move around it for the most part.' I really want to kiss him again. Why can't I wake up yet?

'Kacchan? What did the doctors say was wrong with me?' I asked, hoping that he knew.

"Deku... It's hard to understand, first they say your brain is dead but then they say that it's like your body had all of its energy taken away, like you were drained? I don't really understand the only way that could be is if you gave me everything, not just OFA," He sounded so confused and maybe angry. "Maybe if I give OFA back you'll wake up?"

'No, not yet. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my body just isn't ready yet,' I try to smile. I don't understand it at all but I know it in my bones to be true. I can't have OFA yet.

"Okay, Nerd." I felt his lips kiss my forehead again, I truly love him and the fact that he loves me too? It's amazing. We talked for a little while about how our lives have been since graduation. It's been three years, I just turned 21 a little more than a month ago.

"I Am Here!" I heard All Might sing coming in. "Young Bakugo you should have told me Young Midoriya woke up, I would have been here sooner!" He sounded a little hurt but pleased at the same time.

'I'm sorry All Might, I'm not really awake yet,' I pouted, knowing that he probably couldn't hear me.

"Then how are you talking?" I could feel my heart race, could he hear me? I heard a machine start beeping letting everyone know my heart rate picked up.

'You can hear me?' I wish I could cry.

"Yes Young Midoriya, I can hear you. Relax or the nurses will kick us out again." He tried to laugh but it was too dry.

'The nurses kicked you out before? No! Kacchan don't leave me,' I begged, squeezing his hand as tight as I could, which wasn't very hard at all.

"Shh, I'm not going anywhere. Not ever again." I felt what had to be his face pressed against the back of my hand. I take a deep breath trying to relax, Kacchan is here.

"Young Midoriya, why can't you wake up yet? You're obviously not brain dead, why do the doctors say that you are?" All Might sounded so confused but I heard a chair scraping the floor, he must have pulled a chair up.

"We don't know, but it's been like this for a couple days now. But the dumbasses only come in to do their damn test when he is sleeping again. It's like they are trying to kill him sometimes," Kacchan huffed but his hand was safely in mine, giving me a light squeeze.

I just relax listening to them talk for a while every now and again answering questions when they directed one at me. But I'm happy with this, hearing their voices really soothed my achy soul.

"Young Midoriya, is it okay if I hold your hand too? I feel like everytime a nurse or someone walks by they are judging us harshly. Well mostly me," All Might asked and I couldn't help the smile, I wonder if they can actually see my smiles or if they are just my imagination?

"Yeah we can see them you mumbling idiot," Kacchan answered and I felt his face against my hand again.

'Yes please All Might, I would really like that.' I answered and soon I didn't just not feel the pain but it felt like my body was floating in cushions made of clouds or something even softer.

"Young Bakugo let me see your hand, I heard what the doctors said. Is there really no hope?"

I felt a zap and suddenly I felt free, like everything in the world finally let me go, distantly I think I could hear screaming but it was so far away that I couldn't bring myself to try to open my eyes.

But then I was forced too. I was standing in darkness, Kacchan on my right covered in red lightning and All Might in his hero form on my left covered in yellow and I could feel and see my own green lightning coating myself as we all held hands in this dark space. How did we get here? Where are we? Are we safe?

"What the hell?" Kacchan asked, looking around and I see All Might is just as confused as we were.

"Hello, three holders of OFA. You have done something none of us have ever done," I looked around searching for the source of the voice but I saw nothing.

"Do you three wish to keep fighting as heroes?" Another voice asked and we quickly answered yes but we all sounded I don't know, disappointed. Depressed?

"There is a price to be paid but we can do it if you wish?" A third voice asked, why do they sound so familiar?

"What kind of price?" Kacchan asked suspiciously, I don't blame him, I am more than a little concerned about myself.

"All Might will not be able to pass OFA down to another, when it is his time to pass, his power will be given to you two. You Dynamight will also not be able to pass OFA to anyone unless Deku does so first and then only to his chosen one. Until that time you three will hold the power equally and just as strong but the power will not be divided." The first voice was back again but he sounded tired, as if he was so very tired.

"Your successor can only be someone of your own blood otherwise it will destroy them," The second voice added.

"Then Deku and I have to have a kid together? I mean we were just making plans, but we weren't thinking that far ahead." Kacchan grumbled and I giggled.

"It's okay Kacchan, we can have a baby whenever you're ready. I won't push you," I smile, it's not like there aren't quirk doctors that could easily get men pregnant so that's not really an issue.

"Wait, together?" All Might asked, looking at us, is he excited?

"Yeah, I told Kacchan I wanted him to be my husband and we plan to go to the courthouse as soon as they discharge us from the hospital!" I still feel giddy, Kacchan and I are getting married!

"About that, All Might we know that you are licenced and we were wondering if you would be the one to marry us? It will just be us and maybe our parents there but still?" Kacchan smiled at me which only served to make me smile more.

"Please All Might?" I asked, finally looking his way.

"YES! I AM HERE! For both of you always, yes, it would be my honor!" All Might was getting all excited like a teenager again and I couldn't help the laugh that came from me.

"Then it's settled, but keep in mind this will hurt," the third voice said and suddenly I no longer felt like I was floating, I was screaming in agony as my lightning started burning and actually hurting me, it must have been the same for Kacchan and All Might because they were screaming just as loud.

The burning sensation, didn't numb or fade at all, if anything it was like my nerve endings were ripping themselves apart only to slam back together again before starting all over again for hours

I opened my eyes, the pain finally gone, to see we are in a hospital room and All Might, Kacchan and I were smoking? There was steam coming off of all of us and we were all groaning as we 'woke up' from the pain. It didn't escape my notice that the room was full of people; heroes, doctors, and nurses trying to do different things around us but none of them actually getting anything done.

I sat up rubbing my head and Kacchan and All Might do the same from where they were slumped onto my bed.

"Damn the fuckers weren't kidding when they said it was going to fucking hurt," Kacchan groaned and suddenly we had doctors bombarding us with questions and after about half a day they released us all from the hospital.

"About fucking time," I heard Kacchan grumble and he pulled out his phone and called who I can only guess is Aunty.

"Hey Hag, get dad and Aunty and meet us at the courthouse. No, I'm serious. Yes right fucking now. Dress up nice. I'm getting married. Yes TODAY. You'll see who when you fucking get there. No you have to bring Aunty. Yes I know, just trust me damn it!" Kacchan grumbled some more before hanging up and turning back to me.

"Ready, Nerd?" He asked, grinning at me and holding out a hand.

"Yes!" I threw my arms around his shoulders hugging him and we all drove to the courthouse. We had everything paid for and the papers ready when our parents walked in.

My mom was so surprised to see me she tackled me before I could even say hello. Or anything else for that matter. There were a lot of questions and demands but we avoided telling them anything about OFA and we just explained it away as a combination of all of our quirks working together healing us.

"Brat I thought you said you were getting married? Who in the hell did you trick into saying yes?" Aunty demanded popping Kacchan on the back of the head.

I managed to separate from my mom and bow to Aunty and Uncle while Kacchan did the same to my mom. "Aunty, Uncle please give us your blessing. I love Kacchan very much and I asked him to marry me," I kept my head bowed waiting. We are getting married either way but we want them to be not only okay with it but happy for us.

"Izuku? Really? Is this really true?" I looked up to see Aunty crying and nodded a big smile on my face.

"Kacchan said yes," I answered, still holding the smile that only Kacchan seems to be able to give me. I could hear mom and Kacchan talking as well and mom had already said yes and was currently hugging Kacchan while he tried not to suffocate in her arms. I waited for Aunty and Uncle to come to terms with what I was actually saying.

"Who's name will you both take?" Uncle asked smiling, why does he look like a sly fox at the moment?

"Oh," I froze for a second. We didn't actually talk about it but Kacchan came over and wrapped his arms around my shoulders.

"I'll take his name, when we are ready for kids I'll probably be the one to carry them anyway. Deku can't stop himself from getting hurt and like hell I'll let our babies get hurt." Kacchan gave me a sweet kiss on the cheek and suddenly I was very red. If he carried our babies that would mean I would... I would... Shit, when can we go home?

"Yes, Izuku, you have our blessing. But we expect a real wedding sometime in the future. That is our only condition," Aunty laughed and All Might finally married us and we signed the papers turning them in, we had just used a private room there in the courthouse and all the paperwork was filed away before we even left, including Kacchan's new hero license his legal name in small print on the back. Katsuki Midoriya.

I kiss my husband and he pulls me closer to deepen the kiss. This really happened! I finally married him, something I never thought was even possible.

"Go on home boys, enjoy your wedding night." Uncle teased and Mom and Aunty laughed agreeing while inviting All Might to dinner to celebrate. The hospital had put all three of us on a month of bed rest and we were supposed to go back in to be released to work after. So a month long honeymoon... A month long honeymoon!

I pulled Kacchan behind me as I raced home, only hearing him curse a little anytime he almost tripped and I would mumble an apology but I never did slow down. We reached my front door and I unlocked it pulling him inside picking him up as I did before he could really look around. I carried him to the bedroom and set him on the bed carefully, only now hesitating.

"Don't stop now, Izuku." Kacchan grinned, taking off his shirt and showing me his tightly toned and sculpted abs. I stripped before helping him undress the rest of the way and I was able to hear his moans and cries of pleasure until morning when we finally crashed for the night or day.

I woke up sometime in the afternoon to Kacchan still asleep and in my arms. His perfect skin marbled with my bites and hickeys, a small smile on his face as he continued to sleep. I slowly snuck out of bed and quietly ran to the kitchen.

When I came back Kacchan was just starting to stretch and I heard him wincing as he did.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to be so rough. I was just so excited, I couldn't bring myself to slow down," I say walking while holding a tray with two plates of food and drinks for us. I set the tray in front of Kacchan before climbing back into bed cuddling up with him before taking my plate.

"Hmm, I'm not complaining. We should have done that a long time ago," Kacchan whispered and I can't help pulling him in for another kiss before returning to my food. I'm going to enjoy this month alone with Kacchan. Starting right after we finish eating I'm going to make slow sweet love to him.

"I like the sound of that, Izuku~" Kacchan grinned at me and I could feel the blush on my face again from being caught mumbling my desires but at the same time excited that he was looking forward to it.

I quickly took our empty dishes to the kitchen and cleaned them before running back to find Kacchan slowly getting back into bed, still wincing. I helped him up and slowly rubbed his sore and tender body until he stopped groaning and was only moaning again.

"Don't keep me waiting," Kacchan demanded and I was only too willing to give him everything he wanted.

***

It took us maybe three weeks to move all of Kacchan's things in and we had sex regularly throughout the entire month, we even went on little dates here and there and of the few people that recognized us outside of our hero costumes only the kids who claimed to be our biggest fans asked for autographs while the adults pretty much left us alone.

We did go and finally picked out rings for ourselves and the small silver bands shined brightly in the sun as we walked, hand in hand through the park we used to play in as kids.

We had sat down on a park bench and were just enjoying each other's company when a purse snatcher came running by but before Kacchan or I could either one react Iida came in and got him.

"Midoriya, Bakugo! What a pleasant surprise I heard you two were still out on medical leave, I'm glad to see you doing well." Iida smiled having come back after both returning the purse and turning the snatcher into the police already.

"Yeah, we will go back to the doctor next week to be released back to work," I answered, still comfortable sitting next to my husband.

"That's great news! I'll be sure to tell everyone at the agency to expect your return!" Iida still does those hand movements from when we first met all those years ago.

Kacchan rolled his eyes but kept quiet anyway, I leaned against his shoulder yawning a little and I felt him relax a little at the contact. Turns out he really, really likes to feel included, no matter what he says against it. We were talking at the cafe we were at earlier and he confessed that it was why he liked his friends so much, they ignored his arguments and dragged him along anyway.

"Iida-bro! We have to hurry, we still need to fill out the paperwork." I looked up to find Kirishima running towards us and I waved at him. "Mido-bro! Oh my dear All Might! I heard there was an explosion in your hospital room and there was a bunch of damage to their equipment! Wait Bakubro? Did you do it?"

I laughed listening to Kacchan explode at Kiri about no it was not him but he had much more colorful ways of putting it; "No fucking shitty hair I was IN the explosion you fucking dumb ass. All Might, Deku and I all were but no. You only accuse me of-" I kept giggling at Kacchan who was fuming while both Iida and Kiri listened to his rant.

I yawned again and comfortably settled against Kacchan's shoulder, closing my eyes. I smiled as Kacchan wrapped an arm around my shoulders even though he didn't even stop for more than a breath at a time as he yelled at our friends. This is nice.

***

It's been a few years since our wedding and Kacchan and I are patrolling when he waves me over to a couple teenagers, one of which is crying and Kacchan looks mad as hell.

"What's going on?" I jogged over and waited to hear what was going on.

It was Kacchan who answered, "So did you know that gay people are weaker than straight people? I mean who the fuck knew that was even a thing?" My eyes widened and I looked at the two teenagers and the one not crying earned my glare.

"So if we were straight we would be stronger than All Might? I mean, I thought all of our hard work actually meant something." I let my glare linger on the dry faced teen.

The one with tears running down his face stopped crying looking up at us hopefully, "Wait, does that mean?"

"My husband and I have been ranked numbers 2 and 3 for the last three years and that isn't anything to sneeze at," Kacchan grumbled, refusing to remove his glare from the now extremely pale boy.

The boy with his face still wet with tears quickly tried to wipe them away before looking up at us again, "So even though I'm gay I can still be a hero?" The vast amount of hope in his voice just broke my heart.

Instead of answering, Kacchan tugged on my hand and I turned and kissed him right there in front of God and everybody before answering, "Yes."

Kacchan and I made sure the kid made it somewhere safe away from his bully before heading back to the office to file paperwork. It was nice being able to kiss him in public. He usually doesn't like it, he says it's because I'm the only one allowed to see him soft.

We finished for the day and when we got home Kacchan grabbed my hand and pulled me gently to the living room and sat down on the couch quietly. Oh no, what did I do? He usually only acts like this when we need to "talk".

"Kitten?" I asked, hoping that the sweet name would somehow help me out of whatever it is that I did wrong.

"Bunny, I want to have a baby." His voice was so small I barely heard him, but I still did.

"YES! I jumped up picking him up with me and started kissing him. "Let's go to the doctor right now! We can start tonight!" The way his eyes lit up told me just how relieved he was and he nodded. We changed and went to the doctor.

***

*Ring Ring Ring*

"Hello?" I answered my phone only to hear Kacchan crying on the other end of the line. I listened while I filled out the paperwork to go home early due to my spouse's medical issues. I just turned it into All Might when he motioned to the phone still pressed against my ear.

"That him?" He stayed silent and just mouthed the words. I nodded and he signed my slip and I went to the store to pick up lemon ice cream and Carolina reaper peppers. We were low this morning and apparently the world is ending because Kacchan couldn't find anymore. I stifle a chuckle and pay all the while hearing Kacchan rant and rave about how disgusting the world is.

When he finally hung up I finished paying for the food to turn around and see Shoto and Red Riot at the exit. They had gotten married a year or two ago and even though they took Kiri's name It was also Kiri who was pregnant. Very pregnant. Maybe a month or two behind Kacchan but I doubt it.

"Mido-bro? Oh dear All Might it's so good to see you. It feels like since I got pregnant I haven't seen anybody!" He was crying before he was even half way through and Shoto only smiled gently putting a hand on his waist holding their bags in his other hand.

"Hey guys! I'm just getting some craving food, my spouse is almost ready to pop and all they want is ice cream and peppers." I hold up my bag still walking to the door only for them to follow me.

"Maybe I can come over? It would be nice to hang out with someone else pregnant for a change. It doesn't help that all of our friends are heroes and I have no one to hang out with!" Kiri was crying again and I pulled out my phone to ask Kacchan if he was okay with the idea.

Kitten: Kiri wants to hang out?

Bunny: Yes, he is currently crying next to me with Shoto trying to calm him down and get him to just go home.

Kitten: Fuck Icyhot, bring Kiri here!

Bunny: Okay Kitten, I'll be home soon. I already have ice cream and peppers.

Kitten: 😏 I'll remember that when they leave.

Bunny: 😳😋🙏

"We would be happy for you two to come over! We can order take out tonight and that will only be better!" I smiled looking up to see a slightly shocked Shoto and squealing Kiri.

I quickly ushered them towards my house while Kiri chatted excitedly.

"Finally we get to meet the one who stole your heart! I mean I don't think anyone even knows if you married a man or woman yet!" I giggled at his silliness.

"Oh come on, All Might knows and so do a bunch of people. You guys just never asked," I waved off both of their protests until I unlocked my door and motioned for them to wait a second.

"Kitten?" I asked cracking the door only for a pan to be thrown at the door. Damn his mood swings are severe.

"Kitten remember? I have a guest with me?" I cracked the door again when I heard crying on the other side of the door. I sigh and tell them to wait three minutes and then come on in.

"Are you sure Midoriya? We can always come back later?" Shoto asked and I nodded.

"Mood swings really like to swing," he nodded, already holding a crying Kiri. I pop my head through the door only to hear Kacchan crying in the living room.

"Kitten?" I called out quickly, taking off my shoes and going to my 9 months pregnant husband.

"Go away! I'm gross and fat and disgusting and weak! I can't stop fucking crying for no god damn reason. You hate me because you finally decided I was too much of an ass to you as kids. I should have just-" he didn't really know what to add to that and I just grabbed a spoon from the kitchen opening the pint of lemon ice cream and brought it to him.

"You are the most beautiful, amazing, wonderful, strong and caring person I know." I kissed him gently only for him to try and push me away. I lifted his feet up and onto my lap, setting the ice cream on his and the peppers next to him while I rubbed his swollen legs and feet before I started sprinkling sweet and light kisses on his neck again.

His tears stopped while he slowly relaxed into the attention I was giving him. When he leaned away giving me better access to his neck I leaned closer, more than willing to give him all the attention he wanted.

"Bunny?" I looked up at his timid voice, seeing fear and worry clearly in his eyes.

"Yes, Kitten?"

"Do you really love me?" His eyes still bright from unshed tears looking up at me.

"With every fiber of my being," I answered, giving him a slow kiss on the lips.

"I love you too. Hold me?" He asked using those shiny eyes of his lower lip pouting.

"Of course, Kitten. Don't forget we have guests, but I'll hold you for as long as you want." I smiled and he scooted over and I gently placed his feet on a footrest before wrapping my arms around his round belly and lightly kissing on his neck. I heard his chuckles and it wasn't long before I heard the front door open making Kacchan freeze.

"It's just Kiri and Shoto, relax. I'm right here I whispered only for him to do exactly that. "I'm going to yell so stay calm okay?" I waited for him to nod and pulled away enough to tell them where we were and they came in freezing at the sight of us; Kacchan eating lemon ice cream using carolina reaper peppers to scoop up bites at times instead of a spoon and his eyes still red and puffy from crying. Not to mention his very large belly where our little girl was currently beating up his insides.

I give Kacchan a small kiss on his temple only to hear him sigh in relief. He is so touchy and to say it wasn't adorable would be a lie.

"You are married to Bakugo?" Shoto asked, confused.

"Bakubro! I heard you were on a secret mission in America and no one knew when you were coming back!" Kiri was crying again before he waddled over closer.

"Stop calling me that!" Kacchan grumbled only to relax again when I started running my fingers through his hair. He yawned before adding, "Who the fuck is spreading that shit around anyway?" He leaned his head against my shoulder, his eyes closing before he started dozing off right now while we have guests.

I let out a giggle before making sure he was comfortable, he hasn't been getting nearly enough sleep lately thanks to the baby keeping him up. I motion for them to sit down and make themselves comfortable while I just sat there trapped by my beautiful lover.

"Sorry, the baby has been keeping him awake a lot lately. I'm sure you understand?" I looked up and saw Shoto slowly smile at us.

"Yeah, we are having a little boy and Red seems to have a new complaint everyday," I giggled silently as Kiri tried slapping Shoto telling him to shut up.

"Feel free to make yourselves at home, we even have a spare bedroom if you need to take a nap before you leave. We won't mind," I tell them, yawning a little myself. The baby has been keeping Kacchan awake who in turn has been keeping me awake.

"Oh no! We can always come by later," I wave off Kiri's protest and smile down at Kacchan.

"This is the first time he has fallen asleep without first taking a bath and getting a gentle tummy rub and a host of other things first. You being here is more than fine," I yawned again before we chatted for a good long time. Kacchan woke up at some point and he and Kiri somehow made it to where they were both sleeping with their backs to each other. I have no idea how comfortable they are but if this is what Kacchan needs or wants I just might have to kidnap Kiri sometimes so that I can relax.

"You and me both," Shoto yawned and it wasn't long before we were sleeping in our seats as well.

***

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" I jump up not even really awake yet to find Kacchan screaming and holding his belly. "WHY YOU FUCKER? WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME SLEEP FOR JUST A LITTLE FUCKING BIT?" Kacchan continued to scream and curse until what the doctors called Braxton hicks passed and then he was apologizing over and over again saying things like, "I'm sorry, Mommy didn't mean it. I mean Daddy? No mommy, Papa?"

We have been going through this for a little over a month now and it has only been getting worse. The doctor keeps telling us not to worry, it is completely normal. We don't need to worry unless his water breaks.

I pick Kacchan up cuddling him to me whispering sweet nothings into his ear as I tell him how much I love him. When he finally calms down I settle him under his favorite blanket before pulling out my phone and ordering more lemon ice cream and peppers to be delivered and pasta. Lots and lots of pasta.

I tuck Kacchan in snuggling up against him before he starts cursing me again for doing this to him.

"Next time, I'll do it. For now just rest and take it easy, I love you." I cuddled him and it wasn't long before my phone dinged that the food was here.

"Shoto? Could you get the food from the door? It's already paid for and the delivery guy has already been tipped," I asked him when Kacchan wouldn't let go of his death grip on me.

"Uh, sure." He answered before going to do what I asked. He must be confused considering I didn't ask what they wanted, he'll see why soon enough. I found out early that just because Kacchan SAYS that all he wants is mac n cheese does not mean he doesn't also want spaghetti, fettuccine, alfredo and lasagna too. So when I order food I get a lot. Then Kacchan and I will eat on it for like a week until he decides he wants pizza or chinese or something else entirely.

We all ate and talked for a long time before Kiri and Shoto decided they needed to leave. To be fair I don't think they will be making any stops on the way home. For one thing I sent at least half the food with them, thank All Might, and for another they were getting just as lovey dovey with each other as Kacchan and I were.

"Bunny?" I heard him whimper and when I looked up I saw him blushing crimson. "I need you," he whispered and I quickly but carefully carried him back to our room for him to show me exactly how he wanted me.

[A/N Sex while pregnant will not harm the baby and unless your doctor says otherwise is completly safe for both the mother and baby!]

***

I was holding a beautiful baby girl with green hair and red eyes while Kacchan rested in his hospital bed. Aiko, our beautiful baby girl, had taken a lot out of him. Our moms and dads came in wanting to see their granddaughter and All Might cried almost as much as mom. I'm not going to lie, it's been amazing having him as my dad. They got married a year after Kacchan and I did. We even had our names changed to reflect it. Kacchan's hospital room was assigned to Yagi, Katsuki and seeing Yagi on my hero license took some getting used to too. Aunty and Uncle weren't even mad that we took the name of the worlds number 1 hero. They kind of expected it.

I pulled out my phone and posted in our family and friends chat group that my baby girl was finally here and anyone that wanted to see her could come by tomorrow. After our parents left I was able to help feed Aiko and change her diaper before snuggling up to my husband and the three of us fell asleep together.

***

"Daddy!" I jump up  hearing my little girl's voice ring out loud and clear. "I need to go to school," she complained. I even looked at the clock before rubbing at my eyes.

"Aiko honey, you are only three. You're not in school yet," I answered wincing at the kick from baby number 2 in my belly. Kacchan made me keep my promise that I would carry our next baby, he still complains that his pecs ache all the time when he hears a baby cry.

"But Daddy!" She whined and Kacchan walked in at that moment chuckling.

"Not so easy is it, Nerd?" He took a bite of an apple smiling at me. I glared back, I was carrying a baby boy and Kacchan is sulking because he found out I was less than willing to have sex while pregnant. Especially with how big I have gotten.

"I think Kiri and Shoto mentioned that they wanted to have Aiko over for a playdate today," I replied calmly only to pull out my phone and double check. Yep, Kiri was already on his way over to pick her up.

She was already packed and out the door before Kacchan could do more than ask, "What?" I locked the door and dragged him behind me. Unlike Kacchan I'm not a cry baby pregnant man, oh no. I am fucking evil.

I stripped him of his clothes and proceeded to tease the ever loving hell out of him. Only to stop at just that. He is usually very supportive and today he was only trying to tease me a little. I have been letting his frustrations go through the roof lately. The last time we had real sex was almost two months ago.

"Bunny?" He begged and I saw that look on his face again. The look I love to see with him under me, his eyes slightly unfocused and his face blushing while he tried to hold himself together but instead he was falling apart. Okay, maybe I'm a little horny today. I already had plenty of lube on him before I added more to myself while he was lost to the pleasure my fingers gave him.

When I pulled away he was whimpering that beautiful noise I loved to hear so much. I pushed in and his moans filled the air, yeah it's been far too long.

End.