(Mingcheng and his party arrive at some domain.)
BELITA
I never knew that the goblins would build such a place.
TESSA
It’s like there is an intelligent goblin who resides in this cave.
MINGCHENG
Where are the goblins?! I wanna burn them!
(His stomach grumbles making him lie on the ground.)
BELITA
Hey, are you okay?
MINGCHENG
I’m so hungry.
BELITA
Now isn’t the time to be thinking about food.
MINGCHENG
But I won’t be able to fight with an empty stomach.
BELITA
Sigh! You’re hopeless.
(Tessa’s senses something wrong.)
TESSA
Stay sharp! Someone is coming here.
BELITA
Could it be another goblin?
TESSA
Yeah. But this one’s magic is way higher than the others. It could be a high tier goblin.
BELITA
You mean like a…
TESSA
That’s right. A goblin shaman. When I used to be treasure hunter, I used to fight them. They’re a hard to defeat because of their magic. But I had the advantage because I was immortal.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
I should have known that you’ll be here Tessa the Immortal.
BELITA
Tessa the immortal?!
TESSA
That’s what every mob calls me.
MINGCHENG
I’m hungry.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Eh?! Why’s the fire dragon slayer on the ground?
TESSA
What’s with you Mingcheng?!
BELITA
He’s somehow hungry. He said he can’t fight on an empty stomach!
TESSA
At a time like this!!
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Since the Dragon slayer can’t fight… this shall be my advantage to kill him. Fire blazing shot!
(He shoots a massive fire beam from his staff at Mingcheng.)
BELITA
No!
TESSA
…!
(However, Mingcheng eats the flames.)
MINGCHENG
This fire tastes like chicken. So delicious. Now I’m full and satisfied.
GOBLIN SHAMAN, BELITA AND TESSA
Ehhhhhhhh?! He ate the fire!!! What is he?!
BELITA
I heard that in legends that Dragon slayers eat the type of magic that matches with their affinity. For Mingcheng’s case… since he’s the fire dragon slayer he can eat fire magic spells.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Fuck! And I thought that I had the advantage here. Well, it doesn’t matter anymore… my affinity in magic is greater than the 3 of them.
MINGCHENG
Shoot more fire spells. I wanna eat more.
TESSA
Looks like the tables have turned now since Mingcheng is in full power.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Oh really. Then how about this?
(He spawns a cart and Mingcheng is on it.)
MINGCHENG
Whatever you’re trying to do won’t work.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
How about a nice little ride in circles?
(The cart starts to move in circles. Making Mingcheng having motion sickness.)
TESSA
Hey, pull yourself together Mingcheng.
MINGCHENG
I—I don’t feel so good.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
How ignorant of you not knowing a Dragon slayer’s weakness. Despite being the most powerful magic users in the world… they have a weakness which is motion sickness. Now everything is in my favor.
TESSA
You?!
(She charges at the Shaman.)
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Water ball.
(He shoots a massive water ball at Tessa knocking her out.)
BELITA
Tessa! Why you…
(She draws out her sword.)
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Since that you have a tiara on your head. You must be a princess. I wonder how will a princess virgin pussy will taste like.
(He licks her lips.)
BELITA
You’re the worst. But I’ll take you down in an instant.
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Oh really. I got both your friends as hostages… if I snap my fingers, they’ll be dead meat.
BELITA
…
GOBLIN SHAMAN
Now for you to save your friends… you have to fight me naked.
BELITA
What?!
[To be continued]