CHAPTER17(SEASON1)

(Mingcheng and his party arrive at some domain.)

BELITA

I never knew that the goblins would build such a place.

TESSA

It’s like there is an intelligent goblin who resides in this cave.

MINGCHENG

Where are the goblins?! I wanna burn them!

(His stomach grumbles making him lie on the ground.)

BELITA

Hey, are you okay?

MINGCHENG

I’m so hungry.

BELITA

Now isn’t the time to be thinking about food.

MINGCHENG

But I won’t be able to fight with an empty stomach.

BELITA

Sigh! You’re hopeless.

(Tessa’s senses something wrong.)

TESSA

Stay sharp! Someone is coming here.

BELITA

Could it be another goblin?

TESSA

Yeah. But this one’s magic is way higher than the others. It could be a high tier goblin.

BELITA

You mean like a…

TESSA

That’s right. A goblin shaman. When I used to be treasure hunter, I used to fight them. They’re a hard to defeat because of their magic. But I had the advantage because I was immortal.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

I should have known that you’ll be here Tessa the Immortal.

BELITA

Tessa the immortal?!

TESSA

That’s what every mob calls me.

MINGCHENG

I’m hungry.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Eh?! Why’s the fire dragon slayer on the ground?

TESSA

What’s with you Mingcheng?!

BELITA

He’s somehow hungry. He said he can’t fight on an empty stomach!

TESSA

At a time like this!!

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Since the Dragon slayer can’t fight… this shall be my advantage to kill him. Fire blazing shot!

(He shoots a massive fire beam from his staff at Mingcheng.)

BELITA

No!

TESSA

…!

(However, Mingcheng eats the flames.)

MINGCHENG

This fire tastes like chicken. So delicious. Now I’m full and satisfied.

GOBLIN SHAMAN, BELITA AND TESSA

Ehhhhhhhh?! He ate the fire!!! What is he?!

BELITA

I heard that in legends that Dragon slayers eat the type of magic that matches with their affinity. For Mingcheng’s case… since he’s the fire dragon slayer he can eat fire magic spells.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Fuck! And I thought that I had the advantage here. Well, it doesn’t matter anymore… my affinity in magic is greater than the 3 of them.

MINGCHENG

Shoot more fire spells. I wanna eat more.

TESSA

Looks like the tables have turned now since Mingcheng is in full power.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Oh really. Then how about this?

(He spawns a cart and Mingcheng is on it.)

MINGCHENG

Whatever you’re trying to do won’t work.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

How about a nice little ride in circles?

(The cart starts to move in circles. Making Mingcheng having motion sickness.)

TESSA

Hey, pull yourself together Mingcheng.

MINGCHENG

I—I don’t feel so good.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

How ignorant of you not knowing a Dragon slayer’s weakness. Despite being the most powerful magic users in the world… they have a weakness which is motion sickness. Now everything is in my favor.

TESSA

You?!

(She charges at the Shaman.)

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Water ball.

(He shoots a massive water ball at Tessa knocking her out.)

BELITA

Tessa! Why you…

(She draws out her sword.)

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Since that you have a tiara on your head. You must be a princess. I wonder how will a princess virgin pussy will taste like.

(He licks her lips.)

BELITA

You’re the worst. But I’ll take you down in an instant.

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Oh really. I got both your friends as hostages… if I snap my fingers, they’ll be dead meat.

BELITA

GOBLIN SHAMAN

Now for you to save your friends… you have to fight me naked.

BELITA

What?!

[To be continued]