(Blue Hulk gets up after being smashed by a water hammer.)
BLUE HULK
Unforgiveable! How dare that woman knock me down?! I’m going to break her legs and fuck her all night.
TESSA
Looks like you boys couldn’t even defeat an Orc lord and you call yourselves Holy Knights.
GARWIN
Shut the fuck up! I don’t need a woman who was a criminal look down on me.
HARRY
Same here!
(Blue Hulk aims his sickle sword at Tessa.)
BLUE HULK
You’re dead!
HARRY
Look out!
(Blue Hulk stabs Tessa in the abdomen.)
BLUE HULK
Victory is mine!
TESSA
Really.
BLUE HULK
How are you still alive?!
TESSA
I’m immortal duh.
BLUE HULK
Immortal!
TESSA
That’s right. I drank the elixir of life and it made me immortal.
BLUE HULK
Damn it! So you’re the one that beat me to it! I was supposed to go to the Elfheim the Nation of the Elves and steal that Elixir of life. To think it was you that beat me to it.
TESSA
You’re too late in that. Water spikes!