CHAPTER55

(Blue Hulk gets up after being smashed by a water hammer.)

BLUE HULK

Unforgiveable! How dare that woman knock me down?! I’m going to break her legs and fuck her all night.

TESSA

Looks like you boys couldn’t even defeat an Orc lord and you call yourselves Holy Knights.

GARWIN

Shut the fuck up! I don’t need a woman who was a criminal look down on me.

HARRY

Same here!

(Blue Hulk aims his sickle sword at Tessa.)

BLUE HULK

You’re dead!

HARRY

Look out!

(Blue Hulk stabs Tessa in the abdomen.)

BLUE HULK

Victory is mine!

TESSA

Really.

BLUE HULK

How are you still alive?!

TESSA

I’m immortal duh.

BLUE HULK

Immortal!

TESSA

That’s right. I drank the elixir of life and it made me immortal.

BLUE HULK

Damn it! So you’re the one that beat me to it! I was supposed to go to the Elfheim the Nation of the Elves and steal that Elixir of life. To think it was you that beat me to it.

TESSA

You’re too late in that. Water spikes!