CHAPTER21(SEASON2)

(Previously on Stargaze: Tales of The Harem King. The Genshin Crew comprising of Jax, Mist and Suzune Senka infiltrated the IPD base in Grand bell to acquire the map that would lead them to Motherland. But they weren’t able to find the route to Mother land. So, Jax destroyed the map. They were able to escape from the IPD battleships led by the Admiral Joe Biscuits. However, as the approached to a planet, the planet’s gravity pulls them towards the planet’s atmosphere.)

SENKA

Hang on guys! I’ll have to do an emergency landing!

(At the windshield, all they could see were brown clouds.)

MIST

What kind of planet is this?! Why are the clouds brown?

SENKA

I’m not sure. But I think it has to do with the planet’s weather patterns.

JAX

Whoohoo! Let’s go! I wonder what adventure lies here.

SENKA & MIST

How can you be so optimistic in such a situation?

(The Genshin ship emerges from hole formed by the brown cumulonimbus clouds and crash lands in a junkyard.)

SENKA

Is everyone alright?

JAX

Yeah. And I’m touching something soft.

MIST

You’re touching my boobs.

JAX

Oh, they serve as some good airbags for my hands.

MIST

…

(She gets red from embarrassment.)

SENKA

If you want touch some boobs. Touch mine.

(She unzips and displays her boobs.)

SENKA

Look, I didn’t even wear any bra.

MIST

Same here. Jax. Who do you wanna touch? Mine or hers.

(She also flashes out her breasts.)

SENKA

Of course, he would want to touch mine. After all, I’m his number 2.

MIST

No, I’m his number 2. You’re his number 3.

SENKA

Oh really. Prove it.

MIST

He recruited me 1st.

SENKA

That still doesn’t prove it.

MIST

It does.

SENKA

Doesn’t.

(Jax opens the door of the Genshin.)

JAX

Stop arguing and let’s get going. Adventure awaits us.

MIST

Okay.

SENKA

Alright then.

(The trio hop down from the Genshin and look around. The junkyard is filled with scrap metal.)

MIST

This looks like the junkyard in Noplace.

JAX

Except that it stinks in here.

SENKA

Yeah, what’s that smell?

MIST

It must be the smell of metal rotting.

JAX

Metal rots here?

SENKA

That’s something unheard of. Let’s get out of here. This place doesn’t suit me.

(They continue to walk only to find a bunch of short people who’ve covered themselves with dry grass as clothes. They have metallic staffs.)

JAX

Oh, look people. Hello there,

(They turn and see Jax heading at them. Using their staffs, they aim at Jax.)

SENKA

Look out!

(However, their laser beam doesn’t work on Jax.)

JAX

Ha! Physical attacks won’t work on me.

SHORT PEOPLE

!!!

JAX

If you wanna fight. Bring it on.

???

Get down!

(Suddenly, a medium sized girl with shoulder lengthed green hair. She’s wearing a black strapless bikini and a woolen jacket. There are cans sticking out from her underboobs. On her feet she’s wearing sandals. She then takes out her guns and starts firing at the grass covered short people.)

MIST

Who’s she?

SENKA

…

???

That should take care of them.

(She fires at the other one.)

???

What are you fuckers doing here? This ain’t a playground. You could have been killed by the metallicana or raped.

JAX

What are the Metallicana?

???

They’re those short people who tried to attack you. They’re usually hostile and hate humans.

JAX

You don’t look human. Why are there cans sticking out from your under boobs.

MIST

Is that the only thing you think of?

SENKA

1st of all, who are you?

SANYA

My name is Sanya. And what are your names? Starting with you, Mr. Handsome.

JAX

I’m Jax.

MIST

I’m Mist.

SENKA

Senka.

SANYA

Whoa! Looks like we’ll be new friends. Especially you, Jax. Why don’t you come to my place and have a cold drink of cola?

JAX

Sure. So why do you have cans under your boobs?

SANYA

That’s a story for another time. Why’s your eyes star shaped?

(She leans close to Jax making Mist and Senka envious.)

[To be continued.]