DemonKingAkuma

My name is [REDACTED]. 

I was just a normal, job-seeking guy who had just finished his undergraduate study and was hopeful of becoming a useful member of society. However, the job market in this current economy was quite harsh, and competition was at an all-time high. Thus... I remained unemployed for almost half a year.

As usual, I was on a job hunting spree, hoping to finally find or land a job that would hire the poor me. 

However, fate had other plans for me... and I died, getting run over by a large truck.

I thought I was dead, but... I soon woke up inside a test tube, surrounded by white-coated scientists in a dimly lit laboratory. I was confused, as I realized that my body, from head to toe, was covered with some sort of dark material that fit my skin quite tightly, as if I was wearing a skin-tight suit from a superhero comic. But... I wasn’t a superhero.

“Good morning, Subject... No... Grunt No. 703.”

I was just one of the supervillain's Grunts.

Reincarnated as a Grunt No. 703

I approached the section for English cuisine, trying to pick one or two dishes.

As the name suggests, a variety of dishes and desserts from the Land of the Knights were served in this section. There were classic English breakfast sets that Miss Victoria, the kitchen staff scientist, took pride in. These included bacon, sausages, baked beans, fried eggs, toast, and vibrant grilled tomato slices, all ready to be picked up in one go.

I also noticed golden-brown pastries, including puff pastry pies and sausage rolls, along with a few desserts like scones with clotted cream and treacle tarts. Even classic fish and chips were available. While I had seen many of these dishes online before, I had never had the opportunity to try them myself. English cuisine certainly makes notable use of eggs, bread, frying, and puff pastry, doesn't it?

Starstrucked...