Nine Lamps and Goodness

Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength.
After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality.
Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome."
A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful."
In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings:
The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss."
Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning."
Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

I Just Want Outlive You, Don't Force Me to Beat You to Death

In the wilds of Yongzhou, a peculiar snake is found: black in body with white markings, a touch of its brush against plants and trees spells death; when it bites a man, no one can fend it off. Yet, if caught and cured as bait, it can cure severe influenza, convulsions, fistulas, flesh decay, and kill intestinal parasites.


"Brother Ji, off to catch snakes in the mountains again?"


"Hmm, Brother Liu, isn't your wife about to give birth? Wait till I return, and I'll bring a snake to your house to nourish her, so she gives birth to a healthy, chubby boy."


"How can I accept that? You go through so much trouble to catch those snakes; I couldn't possibly take them."


"Nothing of the sort. If it weren't for Brother Li, I would've died long ago. Besides, I might not even catch any. If I don't, Brother Li, please don't blame me."


Chapter 53 Yongzhou Snake Catcher Ji Yang (6th Update)