Nine Lamps and Goodness

Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength.
After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality.
Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome."
A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful."
In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings:
The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss."
Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning."
Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

I Just Want Outlive You, Don't Force Me to Beat You to Death

"You, this impudent monkey, sure can talk," Chu Ning cracked a slight smile, "Let me ask you, if the heavens were to blind you, what would you do?


The macaque looked up at the firmament, pondered for a moment, "Then... then I'll tear apart these heavens?"


Chu Ning shook his head, "You should descend the mountain for now. Whenever you figure it out, that's when you may return."


"If these heavens blind me, I shall surpass them."


"If these heavens blind me, then I'll pierce through them."


"If these heavens blind me, then I'll trample them."


"You impudent monkey are somewhat redeemable after all. From this day forth, you shall stay atop Niantang Mountain and guard this peak for me."


"Thank you, Senior, thank you, Senior."


The macaque was extremely excited and knelt on the ground once more.


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