Nine Lamps and Goodness

Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength.
After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality.
Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome."
A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful."
In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings:
The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss."
Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning."
Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

I Just Want Outlive You, Don't Force Me to Beat You to Death

A mud figure sat at the end of this path.


The disc beneath the mud figure's feet had already disappeared without a trace.


The mud figure did not know how long it had been sitting in silence; time seemed to have lost its meaning to him.


The mud figure stood up, and chunks of mud fell from its entire body, scattering on the ground, revealing a handsome face.


"It seems even fairer than before, no wonder in my previous life, so many businesses were pushing mud masks. Why bother with all that fuss when a handful of mud on the face for an ancient Chinese hour or so would make the skin fair."


Chu Ning smiled slightly. He was just joking with himself, the primary purpose of face masks in his previous life was not skin whitening or hydration but to give women a quiet twenty minutes. (PS: As a married man, Old Lamp's sincere advice is to not explain the uselessness of face masks to women; what you're buying is peace and quiet.)


Chapter 25 Chu Ning's Wicked Fun