"Ladies and Gentlemen, Stardew Valley is becoming one of the largest special resource supply bases in the universe, with the first Fictional Supermarket being established right here. We are the headquarters of the supermarket, and now, there is some existence in the Subspace trying to replicate the Fictional Supermarket, thereby achieving the dissemination of Subspace knowledge and the sale of Subspace goods."
"I sternly condemn such despicable actions! The world needs fertility, but Subspace only harbors chaos and desolation. If all life loses its fixed form of existence and degenerates into the twitching phantoms of Subspace, then our world has already descended into a lower tier far more terrifying than death itself!"