"Try this: the Soul's Silver Mirror. This is a mirror formed by infusing the silver with hollow souls that have lost their spirit. Of course, it's made using the concretization of death's value, it doesn't actually harm anyone. When you stand in front of the mirror and talk to yourself every day, it will disparage your actions with discouraging words. It's most suitable for those who challenge themselves. Trying to get this never-say-good mirror to say something nice can be quite fun!"
"Hey, aren't all these dangerous items! And who would buy this crystal bottle that emits stinky shouts?"
An Ancient War God began to throw shade, clearly at a loss, the God of Death retorted: "You guys who only have muscles and dead bodies in your brains, shouldn't you be participating in the Mortal Challenge instead? Don't delay me from selling my goods to the customers here!"