The power of one person to come up with these praises is limited, so just plagiarize from other churches!
Just slightly change the names of the Deity, and you're done!
Soon, the Victorious Believers found this disguised Church, they saw Mortals inside doing good deeds under their name, and their eyes turned red with envy!
All that free milk, eggs, and bananas, the Victory Church had yet to show off themselves, how could they possibly give it away to strangers!
"Found it... It's the Mortals here, tarnishing the name of my Lord!"
"Don't listen to their nonsense, The Last Serpent is the dumbest god in the Universe, he's shamelessly vile and extremely cunning, always likes to sell cheap goods and defective products at high prices, treating both adults and children the same with his cheats, he's simply the god of deception in the Universe!"
"I declare, all the online and offline scams happening in the Universe are done by the Victory Church and The Last Serpent!"