Fried salted fish

"Art has nine categories, and I will recreate them one by one before you,"
"My name is the God of Fiction, and I hold sway over all the dreams in this universe... now choose from the nine great arts." 
"Choose literature, and you are not allowed to demand updates."
"Choose music, and you will become addicted."
"Choose painting, and you will descend into madness."
"Choose sculpture, and you will become as handsome as the statues themselves."
"......."
"Choose gaming... oh my friend, do you need to top up? Just top up, and be happy for seven days!"

Evil God's World Game

"Haven't you seen the news? The news says I'm the worst criminal in the entire universe, with countless evil deeds under my belt. Everything bad was orchestrated by me. You should be insulting and cursing at me!"


[What is the news... I can't see... Besides, I'm not the God of Justice. If you really did something terrible, I should be praising you instead because you've contributed a minuscule effort on the path of destroying the universe. To commend your deeds, I will definitely destroy you first, to announce to the entire universe its impending doom.]


Why no matter if you're a good or an evil deity, you always praise yourself!


Are you seriously trying to oppose me deliberately?


"Can't you just curse at me? Even if it's against your will, I don't care who you are; start insulting me already!"


Chapter 585: Support from the Blank God!_2