Fried salted fish

"Art has nine categories, and I will recreate them one by one before you,"
"My name is the God of Fiction, and I hold sway over all the dreams in this universe... now choose from the nine great arts." 
"Choose literature, and you are not allowed to demand updates."
"Choose music, and you will become addicted."
"Choose painting, and you will descend into madness."
"Choose sculpture, and you will become as handsome as the statues themselves."
"......."
"Choose gaming... oh my friend, do you need to top up? Just top up, and be happy for seven days!"

Evil God's World Game

The Eternal Messenger sat on the golden toilet in order to block the Primeval Elves and carry out a sustainable cycle of fertilizer incineration. At the same time, the golden toilet also served to rein in timeline distortions. However, today this toilet seemed to be acting up.


　　As the Eternal Messenger squirmed uncomfortably, the Obstacle God appeared with an update, and the Eternal Messenger tried to demand an explanation. But the Obstacle God suggested it wasn't a big deal.


　　"What's the problem with twisting a few hundred historical timelines? Who says that distortion is bad? I think this distortion is excellent! Look how fresh these incinerated fertilizers are. After all, it's not the first time our era has done something like this."


Chapter 592: The God of Hope Who Kicks People