The Hilarious Showdown Between My Wife and Daughter

"Okay, fine, you can play with it! But, little brother, don't throw it again!" Yueyue pouted, reluctantly handing the magic wand back to her baby brother.

But this time, the baby didn't wave it around randomly. Instead, he did something that made Yueyue's eyes go wide with surprise.

He leaned forward and threw the magic wand straight onto the floor.

Thud... The wand hit the ground again.

The baby found it hilarious. He waved his arms and legs, giggling uncontrollably. He even looked at his sister, laughing as if he wanted to show her how fun it was.

That's right—the sound the magic wand made when it hit the ground earlier seemed amusing to him, so he repeated the action.

Unfortunately, in Yueyue's eyes, her little brother's behavior was pure mischief.

"Ugh!" Yueyue finally couldn't hold back. She picked up her magic wand again, this time ignoring her little brother entirely. Hugging her dad tightly, she pouted, complaining, "Daddy, little brother is so bad! He did it on purpose!"

She felt a bit wronged.

She had been so generous in letting her brother play with her favorite toy, and in return, he tried to destroy it!

This precious magic wand—she didn't even dare throw it on the floor herself!

At this moment, the baby started babbling again, watching his sister who was now hugging their dad. He had no idea what he did wrong and just smiled brightly, waving his hands around.

The baby didn't understand any of this. Sometimes, even when a spoon was placed on the table, he would gurgle and find it funny.

"Ugh!" But his actions only made Yueyue even more upset.

"Alright, alright." Ren rubbed Yueyue's head, then glanced upstairs. In a soft voice, he said, "To make it up to you, how about some ice cream?"

"Really?" Yueyue's pout instantly disappeared, and her earlier frustration vanished as if it never existed.

"Of course!" Ren nodded. "But we can't let your mom know."

"Mm-hmm! Daddy, you're the best!" Yueyue snuggled up to Ren, her eyes curving into little crescents of happiness. She quickly stood up and gave him a big smooch on the cheek before humming a happy tune and running off toward the fridge.

Some time passed.

The upstairs door suddenly opened, and Jada came down. When she saw Yueyue sitting at the table eating ice cream, she frowned. "Yueyue, you've already had two tubs of ice cream this morning!"

"Hmm~ Daddy gave it to me~" Yueyue patted her round belly, grinning as she answered.

Jada lightly flicked Yueyue's forehead, scolding, "Your dad spoils you too much! Both of you deserve a good scolding!"

Saying this, she turned toward Ren's direction, about to give him a playful flick on the head as well.

But in that moment, Yueyue switched from being a little troublemaker to a caring daughter.

She immediately pouted, clearly unhappy with her mom's approach.

She rushed over to the couch, climbed up, and threw her little arms around her dad's neck, raising her small fists in defense. "No hitting my daddy! Don't even scold him!"

Jada, amused, put her hands on her hips and teased, "Oh, so now you're defending him? He's my husband, you know. I can't say anything about him?"

"He's my daddy! You're not allowed to say anything!" Yueyue declared stubbornly.

Seeing her daughter act this way, Jada couldn't help but laugh. She decided to play along and bicker with Yueyue. "So what if he's your dad? He was my husband first, which is how you came to be. That means I'm more important!"

Yueyue blinked and thought about it. She felt that her mom's argument made some sense.

But then, a spark of inspiration hit her.

Beaming, Yueyue proudly announced, "Well... now Daddy is my husband! He's not your husband anymore! Divorce! That's right, you two should divorce!"

In addition to watching cartoons, Yueyue loved watching TV dramas, and she had picked up quite a few lessons from them!

"After all, men are all big cheaters. They like younger women. Mommy, you're getting old! Daddy definitely prefers a younger and prettier wife!"

"Hahaha!" Ren couldn't hold back his laughter upon hearing his daughter's words.

"What's so funny?!" Jada shot Ren a glare, making him instantly zip his lips. She then turned to Yueyue and gave her a stern look. "Say that again!"

Even though Jada's tone was strict, the playful smile on her lips betrayed her amusement.

"Bleh~" Yueyue, still hugging her dad, stuck out her tongue and giggled, showing no signs of regret. Instead, she found her mom's frustrated reaction even more entertaining.

"Look, Daddy, that mean mommy is so fierce, right, hubby~~?" Yueyue teased as she gave her dad a kiss on the cheek, throwing a defiant glance toward Jada, challenging her.

"Hmph, after raising you for six years, you're even trying to steal my husband now!" Jada joked as she reached over to grab Yueyue's arm.

"Ahh! Hubby, save me!" Yueyue shrieked, calling for her dad's help.

But to her surprise, her dad didn't make a move. She turned to look at him.

Ren was just sitting there, holding her baby brother and watching the scene with a look of amusement. To top it off, he even took a big spoonful of the ice cream Yueyue hadn't finished and ate it!

This completely frustrated Yueyue. "Ahh, you big cheater! I want a divorce! Mommy, help me!"

"Hmph, it's too late to call for Mommy now!" Jada grinned as she unleashed her tickling powers on Yueyue, launching a relentless attack.

"Hahaha!" Yueyue was incredibly ticklish, squirming on the couch as her melodious laughter echoed throughout the room.

"Have you learned your lesson?"

"Yes, yes! I'm sorry!"

In reality, Jada wasn't even tickling her that much. Yueyue just couldn't handle being tickled at all, so she was extremely sensitive.

Meanwhile, the baby, nestled in Ren's arms, watched the entire scene unfold with wide eyes, his little face filled with confusion.

He couldn't understand what was so funny about this.

Wasn't it more fun to throw the magic wand on the floor?

Silly adults!

The baby's eyes were filled with disdain as he turned his head away in disappointment.

...

The next day.

A new month had begun, and Ren's system updated with new manga.

As soon as he woke up, Ren remembered the system refresh and eagerly checked it out. His face lit up with excitement.

"Oh! It's this series!" Ren exclaimed.

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