Eternal Ode

Song Huanyan had her fiancé stolen by her own cousin. Then, she drowned her sorrows in a bar... When she woke up, lying beside her was the younger brother of her former fiancé.
"Consider last night's events as you paying off your brother's debt," Song Huanyan said.
"What debt?" Yun Jianchen asked.
Song Huanyan, "An emotional debt."
Yun Jianchen, "..."
Song Huanyan, "Ever heard the saying, 'A brother's debts are paid by his sibling'?"
Yun Jianchen, "..."

The Big Shot Pays His Debts Daily

"Can you give birth to a turd?" Yun Jianchen asked Song Huanyan.


Song Huanyan shook her head, "I can't give birth to a turd, but... I can take a dump. If you like, I can take a dump and give it to you later."


Yun Jianchen frowned in disgust at Song Huanyan, "Wife, you're really disgusting."


"So... instead of taking a dump, do you really hope I could birth one?" Song Huanyan glanced at Yun Jianchen sideways.


Yun Jianchen: "... then you just... take a dump."


"Hmph..." Song Huanyan snorted coldly, looking at Yun Jianchen, "Look at that contemptuous expression of yours, as if you never take a dump."


Why did he feel like he was becoming increasingly unable to carry on a conversation with his wife?


Were they really going to keep talking about such a disgusting topic?


"Wife, let's not talk about pooping anymore. I'm worried it might disgust our son," Yun Jianchen said.


Chapter 528: A Pile of Poop