Chapter 2: Kiba Jerk

"The girls were violent a-and the council shouldn't condone this kind of violen-Eeck!" The boy tried to pull away from my grasp, noticing almost instantly the glare the girl was giving to him.

"Violence which is caused by your unbecoming acts, pervert," She scolded sternly, earning another whimper from the teen as we escorted him back to the teacher lounge.

Once we were there, one of the senseis picked the boy out of our jurisdiction to deal with him by giving him a proper punishment for the misdeed he had committed.

It wasn't much but at least there was an effort from the two of us.

I started to walk back toward the student council's room with Tsubaki.

"Those three are incredibly resilient to the ministrations of the strongest females in this school," I mentioned with a drained sigh. "Seriously, I think they are actually enjoying this at this point-"

"N-Now that I remember about it- Sorry, Hoitsu-san, I didn't want to interrupt you but..." The girl bowed her head apologetically, but continued as I gave her a polite smile and gestured her to continue. "Sona-taichou said that today's session will be skipped because Momo and Tomoe were busy with some important appointments and couldn't participate to, thus it has been de-"

"-layed," I interrupted with a mirthful tone and a small smile, making Tsubaki blushing a little at the fact that this wasn't the first time it happened. "There is no need to make this kind of news this highly-detailed. Still, thank you for the warning, Tsubaki-san."

She nodded happily at my words, but soon our conversation was cut short as we realized that we had to part ways for different motivations.

I didn't have now a reason to go to the council's room, having already done more than enough of my usual tasks to make my way back home earlier than normal.

Homework wasn't certainly going to be done without my input and today Math-sensei did leave quite the heavy work that he wanted to see completed by tomorrow morning.

Yawning quietly and stretching a little my arms at the stiffness trying to take hold over those, I paced swiftly through the deserted halls of the school with my mind set to reach the main entrance of the school.

Finally, I reached the large corridor that led right to the glass doors that divided the school building from the outside courtyard.

I was about to reach out for one of the doors' handles to open it when I stopped at the sound of footsteps approaching me from behind.

Blinking, I turned around and I was found myself greeted by a certain smiling brunet making his way towards me.

"Issei-kun?" I muttered calmly, trying to wrap up the fact that this was the first time I hadn't seen him waste time around the other two perverts and… didn't he disappear for most of the school time today?

Interesting.

"Hoitsu-senpai, can I walk with you back home? I need to tell you about some epic news and-"

I sighed tiredly at the cheerful tone, dreading at what kind of 'epic news' the younger teen had experienced today.

There were so many terrible things I could be hearing once we were out of the building and as I listened to his tale, I couldn't help but scowl inwardly.

This part of the story was known to me, it was the beginning of DxD and… how did I miss Raynare's attack?!

"Rias-buchou is so awesome, senpai," The brunet continued with his narration of the day, his main topic being the fact that he got accepted as a member of the Occult Club led by the redhead beauty of Kuoh, Rias Gremory.

My name is Hoitsu Sakakibara… or is it Sakakibara Hoitsu? Japanese styling of names and all…

Anyway! I'm what many would call a Self-Insert, or someone from the 'original world' that is either 'shifted' to a different universe or replaces a determined character, may those be important (and known) or secondary (and particularly unknown).

"...a-and then there was this shower built inside the room that…"

My situation is specifically a replacement of a character I'm fairly sure is a… OC within this dimension, a person that within the 'Canon' version of this universe shouldn't be existing or at least wasn't showed within the show.

"...Oppai!…"

I woke up a few months ago, way earlier than the beginning of the plot.

I was already enlisted to Kuoh Academy by the time I discovered that I was now in this world of Devils, Fallen Angels, and True Angels.

And while I was sure that I could certainly dodge some nasty bullets along the way, knowing how ugly the plot was going to turn into with proper plannings, the preparation I had long established to conclude in the long-term some of the more 'unpleasant notes' of this series have yet to be completed.

"...Koneko-chan is adorable!…"

I wormed myself in the Student Council early on as to gain a proper insight over the school, obtaining the rule as a serious treasurer under Sona's stern but fair leadership.

The role came as a surprise because I had expected that, even with the petty elections that saw me appointed to the position, Sona would have meddled with the results for the sake of putting in the council some more from her peerage.

"...Akeno-senpai is so nice and-…"

Still, I didn't show any suspicious reaction in accepting the charge from her, showing some genuine happiness at the 'results of my hard work'.

I knew I did more than enough to conquer the place, but the doubt of losing that seat of power because of favoritism regarding her peerage? That was a legitimate fear of mine that lingered until a little after I was given the position.

"...Kiba looks like a jerk…"