Look, Saitama is like this really funky, mind-blowing thing that really transcends causality, man. It's like, this thing can rock the entire world without triggering all these endless loops of cause and effect, and it doesn't care about the laws of nature, or any laws for that matter! It's like the ultimate rule breaker, dancing across the universe, reversing causality. But, here's the cool thing, it has the crazy ability to paralyze other creatures with the same power, friends! It's like, "No, you can't mess with me, bro." And get this, it has the wild power to inflict permanent death on even the most immortal of creatures! I mean, no matter how hard they try to survive, they will still end up in the afterlife. Abstraction just plays the game on another level, folks. It's like cosmic chess, and it's an undisputed grandmaster!