Moneyless vampire

The cold air and low pressure in the living room continued, but at least the two main culprits seemed to have no intention of continuing the war.

With a sigh, Lin Feng picked up the teapot, which had frozen into a lump of ice (and cracked), and looked at the ruined coffee table. He felt that life was generally like this: eight or nine out of ten things don't go as planned, and the remaining one or two are even worse...

But no matter what, Vivian and Mu Yun seemed to finally believe each other's explanations. Well, perhaps not complete belief, but at least they agreed not to continue fighting for the time being—as long as the other didn't reveal any "hoof prints," they would temporarily consider each other as neutral parties.

This was the result of a full hour of earnest persuasion, a result of an hour of presenting facts and reasoning with righteousness. Lin Feng boldly exerted his authority as the landlord (if he had any) to the limit, barely getting the two to patiently listen to each other's explanations and, in their own ways, prove that what they said was true: Mu Yun proved she didn't coerce the landlord by calling "Roll" as a witness and showing Vivian her hands, indicating that there was no blood on them, so she hadn't cursed Lin Feng. Vivian, on the other hand, to prove she could control her blood-sucking desires, made Lin Feng rummage through the refrigerator for a box of duck blood tofu...

To be honest, Lin Feng thought Vivian's method of proof was unreliable, but surprisingly, Mu Yun believed it... This fool actually believed it? 

After everything calmed down temporarily, Lin Feng finally had the opportunity to ask Vivian why she had come over this morning, because obviously, when she first saw him this morning, she was surprised, so it didn't seem like she had come specifically to find someone.

Vivian nodded and pulled out a colorful piece of paper from a small bag she carried. "I came following this address. I want to rent a house."

Mu Yun, who was confessing her sins to the broken coffee table nearby, immediately transformed into her werewolf form, and her pointed ears perked up: she had a strong feeling that something was wrong!

Lin Feng was also taken aback. He took the piece of paper and found that it was cut from a newspaper, and it was his rental ad that he had sent out two days ago! How could this be? Even after half a year, why was business suddenly knocking on his door?

But why were the ones coming to rent not normal people!

"Uh... the address is correct." Lin Feng's expression was strange. He didn't know what was wrong with his life. He looked Vivian up and down. "Are you here to rent a house?"

"Yes," Vivian nodded repeatedly.

Lin Feng asked in a daze, "Why is it me..."

What he meant was, why were these abnormal events happening to him? But Vivian seemed to have misunderstood, blinking innocently, "Because it's very cheap here, and I don't have money. I looked everywhere and only your place is affordable—I really don't want to live in the ruins or graves in the wilderness like before."

Lin Feng's mouth remained slightly open, astonished by this vampire girl's frankness and living conditions. Wasn't it said that vampires were elegant nobles in the dark? How did she end up like this?

"It is indeed quite cheap here. If you don't mind the remoteness, you can stay here." After hesitating for a few seconds, Lin Feng nodded, a wry smile crossing his face. Anyway, with more lice, you don't feel the itch, and with more debts, you don't worry. He already had a werewolf, and his life was probably not going to be normal in the foreseeable future. Adding another vampire would just add some color to his life. "But I have to make it clear in advance, you can't cause trouble... Of course, I won't talk about your affairs with Mu Yun outside. I'm afraid you might kill me to keep it secret."

Talking about killing to keep a secret, Lin Feng wasn't too worried. These two women were clearly different from the legends. Regardless of whether they were anomalies in their respective groups, at least they seemed safe here.

However, just as Lin Feng and Vivian were almost settled, Mu Yun suddenly stood up and slammed the table, "Wait a minute! Is this winged rat also going to stay here? Under the same roof as me?" Look at this level of dullness.

With a crash, the coffee table, which had already been cracked, finally broke.

"Do you think I want to live with a beast?!" Vivian was also quite angry, but at least she remembered the ceasefire agreement from before and didn't unleash her cold air recklessly. "If it weren't for being almost penniless, who would come here!"

Lin Feng suddenly felt that maybe refusing Vivian was the right way: it was clearly fatal to have a werewolf and a vampire living under the same roof, they didn't seem like they could abide by the ceasefire agreement! And he didn't need this rent...

But he had already agreed just now, so it didn't seem appropriate to change his mind now. He could only reluctantly appease the displeased Mu Yun, "It's okay, it's okay. I think Vivian doesn't seem like a bad person, she's already agreed... let her stay here for now... Oh no! I'm the landlord here, this is my house! Why should I consult you?"

Lin Feng finally remembered at the last moment: this was his own territory, when did these two outsiders become like the owners of the house?

He could only attribute this to the strong presence of the two, which was incredibly high, and in the midst of a series of chaotic events, his not particularly outstanding brain was a bit confused.

Mu Yun also smiled awkwardly. This werewolf girl, who was surprisingly easy to talk to and completely different from the legends, nodded with her neck shrunk, "It's up to you to decide, but I still don't like this winged one."

"That's about right." Lin Feng nodded, planning how to make these two seemingly abnormal new tenants get along in the future... Getting along was impossible, but how to avoid them tearing down the house was the key. Actually, he was starting to fear this chaotic life. If possible, he really wanted to send the two big gods in his house away now, but there were two problems: first, it was not good to offend two superwomen. Although they seemed easy to talk to, if he rashly drove them away without a reasonable reason, there might be problems. Lin Feng didn't dare to take this risk; second, Lin Feng felt that he couldn't beat either of the two superwomen, and if his persuasive powers didn't work, he would be completely at a loss. He was in a dilemma.

In summary, the two reasons above could actually be summarized into one: how the hell do humans bargain with two monster ladies!

But no matter how tangled he was, he still wanted to do his best to maintain his "normal" life as much as possible. And just as he was lost in thought, a loud cry suddenly came from the side, almost earth-shattering.

"Oh! My wallet!"

Vivian almost jumped off the sofa

. This vampire girl could barely maintain a bit of elegance under normal circumstances, but now that elegance was completely gone: her wallet was missing.

"It must have been last night... Last night, I was knocked out by this jerk and I don't know where my wallet went!" Vivian rummaged through her body and the small bag she carried for a long time, finally looking at Mu Yun with a desperate and angry look, "You stupid dog! That was my last bit of living expenses! You owe me!"

Mu Yun's face was slightly embarrassed, but she still turned away, "If you don't have the ability, don't blame others. It's just right not to have money to rent a house. I don't have to look at your stupid face anymore."

But after a moment, she turned back, "Why don't you go check the door and the nearby streets? Maybe it fell on the way."

The fact proved that this foolish werewolf's heart was actually quite good.

"I flew far away last night to find a bright place under the moonlight to restore my strength." Vivian cried, "How do I know where it fell... sobs, my last living expenses, I saved up for a long time... I've lost money four times this month, this is the last bit!"

Lin Feng's eyebrows twitched: how did this vampire end up in such a miserable state?! What happened to the elegant nobles of the night?

But soon he realized another good thing: it seemed that he didn't have to worry about facing the situation of a werewolf versus a vampire in the future. Now he had ample reason to ask Vivian to leave.

Maintaining peace is the best way!