Half Cousins

Lee House

(Thomas, Timmy, Freddie, and Mark sitting on the couch)

Thomas: Have you guys ever wondered how many weird words there are?

Mark: What do you mean?

Thomas: Like there are a bunch of words that mean samething or sounded the same or but spelled differently. For example what if a girl texts someone you are going dye tomorrow, they misspelled the words and they go to jail.

Freddie: Good thing the ladies love my hair.

Timmy: It makes sense that there are a million people in the world, with different personalities and ways to learn so it makes sense they don't have common sounding words.

Freddie: What doesn't make sense that Thomas is not making jokes.

Thomas: I'm bored, there is nothing to do today. You could use me to cover the door when there's a storm (laughs).

Freddie: You had one in you.

(Kevin and Isabelle Lee walking down stairs)

Kevin: What are kids doing, she's almost here.

Timmy: Who?

Kevin: Your cousin, Jenny.

Thomas: Jenny coming over, awesome.

Isabelle: Yes, we told you she was coming over for today, weren't you paying attention.

Thomas: Must've been before bed. I'm practically asleep by then.

Mark: You guys have a cousin.

Thomas: Yeah we had playdates with her when we were little.

Timmy: I was too young to remember her.

Freddie: I thought you remembered everything.

Timmy: Is common for even the smartest people to not be able remember much of the infant years. But I think I remember more stuff than you two.

Thomas: Smart baby burn (laughs).

Mark: So what's she like?

Thomas: She is funny and fun loving (laughs), rhymes.

(Jenny knocks on the door)

Kevin: She's here.

(Kevin opens the door and they see Jenny)

Jenny: Hello family.

Kevin: Hey Jenny, you've grown so much.

Jenny: So have you uncle Kevin (laughs), just joking uncle Kevin you haven't changed a bit.

(Isabelle and Kevin talking to Jenny)

Freddie: Wow guys your cousin is hot.

Mark: You can say that again.

Thomas: Gross guys that my cousin.

Mark: Hey you said my mom was hot.

Thomas: Fine, your mom's uncle. 

(Mark looking mad)

Thomas: Doesn't sound better does it.

(Jenny walks over)

Jenny: Hey Thomas . You've grown so much.

Thomas: Yay, I'm tall enough to reach the top ceiling.

Timmy: With the help of anything bigger than a table.

Jenny: Oh baby Timmy you look like your mom.

Timmy: Well other than black skin color that wouldn't be so accurate.

Thomas: Don't bother, he hasn't laughed since you saw him. 

Freddie: Hey I'm Thomas and Timmy is a very close friend, Freddie.

Mark: And I'm there even closer friend, Mark. I'm kind of another brother to them.

Freddie: A brother with an ego problem.

Mark: At least my current girlfriend isnt his car.

Freddie: Don't talk to me car like that.

Jenny: You two are funny.

(Both of them blush)

Thomas: Hey do you want to play games at the bowling alley?

Jenny: Like we did as kids, you bet. But let's eat first. Thomas: Ice cream sundae.

Jenny: You read my mind.

(Thomas and Jenny walk into the kitchen)

Timmy: Thomas was right that many words do sound the same.

Mark: Just sound like you're jealous.

Freddie: Jealous that Jenny and Thomas act more like siblings then him and you. 

Mark: At least you look more alike. Minus skin color, hair style, and height.

Timmy: Are you done?

Freddie: Yes.

(A while later)

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, Freddie, and Jenny riding in Freddie car)

Mark: Why do I have to sit in the back with Thomas and Timmy?

Freddie: Obviously you don't know how to treat a lady.

Jenny: Thanks, but you can treat me like one of those guys. 

Thomas: Is true I learned silently but deadly from her, but mine still needs training for the silent part (laughs).

Freddie: You better not do it here. I just got a fruit smell in here.

Mark: At Least we find out who the woman in here.

Freddie: Speed bump.

(Freddie hits a speed bump and Mark hits his head).

Freddie: That happens when you don't use your seatbelts.

Thomas: Hey Jenny remember the time your dad got car sick.

Jenny: Yay, he looked like an alien.

Thomas: That must be the reason our comedy is out of this world (laughs).

Jenny: That's a good one.

Timmy: You know based on the size of the universe aliens might be real.

(Everyone not talking)

Freddie: Speed bump.

(Mark hitting his head again)

(Mark putting his seatbelt on)

Freddie: Thank You.

Joy Bowl

(Arcade room)

Julie: Hey Thomas, who's this.

Thomas: This is my and Timmy's cousin, Jenny. Jenny, this is my boss Julie.

Jenny: Awesome place.

Julie: Thankyou and I have to say you look like Thomas.

Mark: Except for the blonde hair and  being pretty part.

Freddie: Don't judge her looks, her personality is much prettier.

Jenny: Stop making me blush.

Thomas: Look Jenny, a dance game.

Jenny: Cool.

(Thomas and Jenny walk over the machine)

Freddie: She was looking at me when she said that.

Mark: In your dreams.

Timmy: Calling this conversation repeatedly would be a waste of vocal cords.

(Every watching Jenny and Thomas acting the dancing game)

(Jenny and Thomas getting the high score)

Mark: Wow, Thomas that was awesome. I didn't know you could move like that.

Freddie: For a guy who is laid back most of the time you are very nimble.

Thomas: That's because I like to save my energy.

Timmy: Like a sloth.

Thomas: I guess that's why people think I'm slow (laughs).

Julie: Let me take you two pictures.

Jenny: Say cheese.

Thomas: Where (laughs).

(Jenny and Thomas get there picture taking)

Timmy: I guess this is the feeling of being left out.

Lee House

(Timmy sitting on couch alone)

(Thomas and Jenny walking down the steps)

Thomas: What you're doing down here, I told you can have next when Freddie loses again.

(Freddie yelling from down stairs)

Freddie: I can hear you down there.

Timmy: I didn't want to get in you two way.

Jenny: What are you talking about?

Timmy: Well based on how we speak and interact with each other today she acts more like a sibling then me.

Jenny: Timmy, just because you two aren't exactly the same doesn't mean you don't act siblings. Plus when you were little you were always trying to copy Thomas.

Timmy: I was.

Thomas: He was.

Jenny: I can never forget the look on Uncle Kevin's face when you two try to make music with pans.

Timmy: I'm sorry about feeling jealous today, Jenny.

Jenny: Is fine.

Thomas: Is natural for siblings to be jealous to each other or in this case cousins.

Timmy: Well besides parents, cousins are basically siblings.

Jenny: Aww, you mean that.

Timmy: It just makes sense to me.

(Car horn)

Jenny: That must be my  parents. Bye.

Thomas: Bye cous.

Timmy: Bye cousin Jenny.

(Jenny leaves)

Thomas: There goes my favorite cousin.

Timmy: She's our only cousin.

Thomas: It's the thought that counts.

(Mark and Freddie walk down stairs)

Mark: Did Jenny leave?

Freddie: Please say no.

Timmy: She's gone.

Mark: Dang it.

Freddie: I was so close to asking her out.

Thomas: I know what can cheer all of us up. Extra hot hot wings.

Mark: No thanks.

Freddie: I like my taste buds thank you.

Timmy: I can eat hot wings.

Mark: What's with you two and hot food.

Thomas: Is a brother thing.