~|intercalary confession - taking care of a human is extremely difficult|~

"She thinks that we don't understand anything. We do. We just don't tell. Also, there's a language barrier too. We understand human language, after all, we are a highly evolved species but humans, tch, they are simply useless fellows." ~ Mr. Shao Paw

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Lying down on his cozy bed Shao Paw watched his human mom, his Tintin search aggressively through her closet while his stupid sister Luna, or Loony as he likes to call her sometimes, continued to help Tintin in choosing the perfect dress for the night.

Apparently, she was going out to some fancy place to meet with another human, a male one. After Tintin left her previous mate, she is on the lookout for another potential mate, and considering her age, she needs one on an urgent basis.

Bored out of his wits, Shao Paw let out a grumbling breath as he continued to watch Tintin and Luna ponder over what outfit she should wear for the night to attract her new mate. Tintin laid out a variety of dresses on her massive and cozy bed, which he has tested a lot of times, as she asked for Luna (the stupid sister that he mentioned earlier) to help her choose the perfect dress.

Like any other girl, Luna loved dressing up. She had her own paw-in closet with a variety of dresses, tiaras, chains & leashes, and other girly things. Even Shao Paw had his own designated closet but that was a tour for another day.

Right now, all Shao Paw wanted was for their Tintin to stop stressing over and get ready for her special night. He understands that she needs to look her best because that is how humans attract the males but right now she doesn't have enough time for all this.

But good for her, she needs a mate to wed and to breed. Though Shao Paw wasn't keen about having tiny, noisy human devils, but his Tintin wasn't very annoying and she knew her boundaries with him so he was ready to give her spawns a chance. Also, those tiny humans couldn't possibly be more annoying than his sister, right?

Shao Paw hoped for Tintin's new mate to be a gentleman like him, someone who is calm, composed, and enjoys living a peaceful, drama-less life as he does. Also, he should not be like that foul-smelling, obnoxious man who made his dear Tintin cry.

Shao Paw still remembered how tightly his human had hugged him and Luna that night as she told them about her ex-mate who hurt her so much and chose another mate over her. Tintin had cried so much that her eyes turned red and puffy. Shao Paw had snuggled against her, burying his furry face in the crook of her neck while Luna laid her head over Tintin's stomach in an effort to comfort their favorite human.

Shao Paw recalled how awful and hateful that man was. He could not help but growl, eager for an opportunity to bite the shit out of that idiot man. His growl grabbed the attention of his human and his sister and now both of them were looking at him in curiosity.

"Aaww!" exclaimed the human as she dropped the dress in her hand on the bed and stepped closer.

Oh, no!

Before Shao Paw could back off, his human came closer and cradled his face in her hands, "Did we bore you Shao Paw?" she squished his cheeks causing Shao Paw to let out a huff of breath in annoyance which only made his human giggle.

"Aawwwiiiee, my cutie patootie!" and then she did that annoying thing again by smooshing his face down using her hands before pulling all his fluff up making his face look like a balloon.

For some reason, it made her extremely happy which is why, and only why Shao Paw tolerated this atrocity against him.

Repeating her actions once more, his human peppered his face with numerous kisses before stepping away. Shao Paw heard his sister, Luna howl in laughter and tilted his head to glare at her but she ignored him as their human turned all her attention towards Luna.

Unlike him, Luna loved the affectionate scratches, kisses, hugs, and cuddles. "Who's a good girl?" cooed their human as she tickled Luna's ears.

"I am!" exclaimed Luna in her annoying Husky voice that seemed to please their human a lot.

"I am going to get ready, okay." said their human as she collected the chosen items, "I will be late so Mom is going to feed you two, okay." she informed while walking towards the washroom.

Both Shao Paw and Luna barked in agreement before settling down on their beds.

"I chose the prettiest dress for her." gushed Luna while pawing at his neck, "Her new mate will get wowed seeing her and will not be able to keep his paws away from her."

Shao Paw grumbled at the idea of his human being pawed at. He didn't want that image to be put in his mind.

"And soon they will have little human pups for us to play with!" giggled Luna much to Shao Paw's annoyance.

"I just hope that her new mate will be different from the last one. That man was not the right mate for her to wed and have human puppies with. He smelt terrible!" exclaimed Luna as she gagged remembering her human's last mate.

Shao Paw only responded with a huff of agreement while Luna continued, "He also gave me those horrible treats that upset my stomach terribly." added Luna with a half growl and half grumble.

"You mean when you had diarrhea." commented Shao Paw earning a smack on the head from Luna. She was a proper lady and such terms shall not be used for her.

"Well, that was unpleasant for both you and me." even the memory of that made him want to retch causing Luna to smack him again.

"I just hope that this new mate has better taste." commented Luna with a huff as she wished for her human to meet a mate who was deserving of her and who would treat them with as much love as their human.