a weird girl and boy.

The sound of noisy class, once again. I had to wear my headphone, i look into the window as i'm already wear one. it's.. more quiet somehow. I think to myself, then sigh and lay my head into the table on top of my arm that already crossed there. 

"hey! dude!" 

I tilt my head up into the noisy sound beside me, it was my friend, annoying friend—to be exact. "what?" I replied with my uninterested, then go back to lay my head down as i look into the other way. 

"there'll be new kids here!" He exclaim to me, then took my headphone off. 

"WTF CRAIG?!" 

"dude, chill." He rolled his eyes, the hide those headphone of mine behind his back so i could focus on his talk. "chill? you literally took my headphone off just so i could hear you bullshit." I groan. 

"it's not a bullshit! since the new kid will be your—"

"ren! it's you!" shouted some girl, as she runs toward me and just jump into my lap then hug me. 

WTH?! I got so shocked, and can't only stay silent and stare at the girl face. I just keep staring at her with my glare as like i'm signing her to get off from me, quick. 

"ren! it's me! seriously? i'm your friend, how can you forget bout me already?" she grunted and pout at me. "okay. I do don't know you at all. Second, do you knew any attitude or etiquette about jumping into a male lap?" I replied with my sarcarm in quick, then push her off from my lap. 

"and third, don't act like you know me. I don't like any lickers" I added, and quickly get up then snatch back my headphone off from my friend's hand. "hey, dude! hey!"

"ah.. shit.. uhm.. ailee i'm very sorry bout hi—" 

"THAT ASSHOLE! how dare he talk like that to me?!" 

"oh.. now i feel bad for ren." 

Next day later on, i was on my way to the school gate when suddenly a random girl bumped into me. "hey, you should look where—" I stop my word for a sec, then scoff, "i see. It's you." I glare at her, then just continue to walk.

"hey! Look back!

I got confused, then look back. When i did that, i got a flying shoes right into my face, i stayed silent just because of that sudden. "hah! you deserve it, asshole!" She scoff. then walked away without even getting her shoes back. 

"this.. this fuc—" 

"ren! your language!" scream a teacher towards me.

Ah.. what a bad starter for school. 

The thing she did not only just stop at the flying shoes, at class where the teacher are actually teaching us something. This girl came toward me, and poke my waist with a pen while i was asleep at the back. I flinch and even moan. it was so fuckin embrassing. The whole class laugh at me and even look back just to laugh at me, while the teacher are nagging on me for being vulgar. 

And not just that, even at lunch too. I was in the cafetaria wanted to buy my favorite salmon mayo chick sandwich. I already ordered it first, but when i arrived i could see that girl bough a whole of salyochick sandwich. And she didn't even eat it all! she just bought it, then give it to everyone, except me! that's right, except me. 

Another prank shit she did again, was on our third subject—i was sleeping, since it's pyschic. When suddenly i heard someone are whispering to me, i look to beside me then it's her showing a scary photo on her phone. That didn't scare me at all, rather after she show me, she flinch my forehead and i let out a sound a litter. And exactly, in that place and moment, the teacher are getting mad at me and even punishing me to stand outside while holding a chair up my head and raise one of my leg. 

After the school ended, i'm finally could go home, but yet again that girl came to me and stopping me from getting out of my class or even getting through the class door. "move." I groan at her. 

"no! you have to do your picket first. Today is yours and me." She said as she pulled my hand and give me a eraser to erase some spidol left on my whiteboard. I can only do what she says and sigh while doing my picket. 

"hey, ren, look here." 

I looked back, then see a frog almost jump into my face, i quickly backed away while that girl laughing so loud and pointing at me while she hold her tummy. "you still scared of frog, i see.." she smiled at me. 

I could felt my body shiver just from that smile, that smile are telling me that she still have some mischievous left behind her, and she will do all of that to me. "i-i'm not scared! it's just shocking me,, who wouldn't be shock if a frog suddenly jumped into their face." I argue back, and looked away. 

"then..." She chuckled, and took the frog and get it closer to me, "here. touch it." She say it with a smile in her, a devil smile. 

"w-what?! why would i have to do that?!" I grumbled, and quickly back away from her. "what? you say that your not scared. So why are you backing away, hm?" She still smiling at me, as she get closer and closer while i'm keeping backing away and took a big step to quickly get away from her, and that frog! 

"k-keep that away.." I mumbled, when i couldn't back away anymore. I'm trapped. I look behind, and can only find myself in the corner of the classrom, while she's already infront of me. "what's wrong, scareeed~?" She smiled so smugly and it annoyed me for a sec. 

"no! here, see!" I touch the frog because of the sudden adrenaline. But when i touch it, i quickly went silent, and didn't even blink while just stare at the finger that already touch the body of the frog. 

"woah.. you really aren't sca— REN?!"

Suddenly i collapsed, and the last thing i could hear are only that girl apologize and a scream of her calling a teacher. The next moment, i woke up. I could see that girl get a serious scolding from the teacher. I hold back my laugh, so the both of them didn't realizes i was already awake. 

When the teacher finally went away, she look back at me with a glare, as i laugh freely. "you look happy for a person who collapse just because of a frog." she pout, and she seat right next to me. 

"well, it's fascinating me to see you get nag by the teacher. And it's making me better too." I replied while still laughing about her getting nag, and her expression when she get nag too. 

"hm.. i give you a frog again next time, then." she looked away and cross her arm. 

"do it then. If i faint, you'll be the one who get nagging." I respond. 

"you see it, then!" She get up with quick, as she took her bag and throw my bag into me, then finally burst out of the room. I just stayed there and laugh about her reaction—funny and intresting reaction. 

"I'm home." 

"oh? your finally back, ren? your friends waited you upstairs." 

"friends?" I ask back my sister, "i don't have any friends.." I added, then i could felt my sister slap right into the back of my body. 

"don't say that! jeez.. you've been saying that for a whole years, but this guy keep continuing being your friend, and you didn't even acknowledge him at all. Poor little boy." 

"well, he is though. He's not my frie—" My word got cut when my sister hit my back again, "i told you to not say something like that! jeez... this kid, why is so hard to tell. Quick go upstairs, he's waiting." She said as she shake his head, and just walked away. 

"oh! ren, finally your done, huh?" 

"why are you in here?" I narrowed my eyes at him. 

"well, yesterday you said i could visit to play some game, and bro.. don't be like that.." he said, as he cling again into my hand while rubbing his cheek into my arm. "did i?" I asked. 

"yes, you did! did you forget it already? I asked you, yesterday, and you say yes." He fumed, then look away, "you must be having soooo much fun with your new friend now." He added, then rolled his eyes. 

"what the heck— no. she's not my friend, ace. She's just a classmate." 

"a classmate, then turn into a friendship. It's just the same like both of us." He added. 

"well, there's nothing wrong with it, right? You've been telling me to get a new friend too." I said, then push him out of my arm and i get up to change my clother. 

"so you do think her as a friend?" He exclaim. 

"probably." I responded, then look back to see his expression. 

"i can't read it.." I think to myself, when i see ace expression. It's like he's happy i got a new friend.. or no? or is he mad? no.. that's not it too. What is it.. Why his expression are so hard to read. ugh! this is one the reason i don't accept him as my friend or even called him friend. 

"what's wrong?" 

I get back to reality again when he asked, "no, there's nothing. Here, you can play, i just go to sleep." I throw my PS to him, and he catch it. "nice! thanks, bro!" 

The next day. Like always, i get to the gate and she's here, but this time there's a third party. "yo!" Called ace to me and ailee. 

"oh, hii! you came early, ace?" 

"yeaah.. i forgot to do my homework, anyway. Did you already do your homework already?" 

"oh, i do! here, come along!" 

fuck. wait what..? did i.. did i just feel annoyed now since jace interupt me and her.. what?! no! I cannot feel this. i just meet ailee lately, and plus she's a licker too, acting like she know me. And jace? well.. he's a dumb boy and an asshole too. So it's probably because of my annoyance of yesterday that related to him. 

After that day, onward. The both of them are keeping up to clinging into me. Ailee always prank me and sometimes she could be funny too, while jace on the other side, he always be there for me. He never really left me alone—except for his soccer, of course. well.. i don't hate it, but.. both of are annoying me. Because of ailee i always got nag by the teacher because of laughing too much, and if i'm with jace, i had to interact with other. 

Because of those weirdo, i'm becoming weird slowly, and my feeling also slowly becoming weird. Everything are becoming weird, because of them, because of them i felt— 

"hey! why are you so silent? let's sing together, jace already picked the song for us!" 

"you hear that, dude? I already pick a song, let's sing!" 

I got pulled by both of them, both of them are singing with so much excitement, and laugh too much. It hurts my head sometimes because of their noise.. but.. It didn't feel that bad. Really, those two are so weird. 

"look at him, he laughs." whisper ailee to jace, and jace nod as he continue to sing.