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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise.

Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense.

Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities.

Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. 


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Author's note: 

I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel.

Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously.

Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Chapter 206 - Florida Man Accidentally Discovers Primordial Species After He Urinates into a Centipede Nest

Felix shifted uncomfortably, yawning as he stared at the massive hole. Pouring water into the seemingly endless nest had proven to be a grueling and monotonous task. Moreover, despite his efforts, the water barely seemed to make a difference.

He checked his threat map again, and his heart sank. The map showed that 90% of the radar was still swarmed with purple dots, indicating hostile lifeforms.

Felix gave up. He decided to insult them instead.

Unzipping his pants, Felix pulled out his personal "hose" with a smirk. Clenching his stomach muscles, a concentrated stream of golden liquid surged forth, diving straight into the depths of the nest. The "blessed water," as Felix jokingly called it, had been building up for hours, resulting in a deep yellow hue.