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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise.

Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense.

Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities.

Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. 


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Author's note: 

I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel.

Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously.

Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Chapter 208 - Florida Man Takes Wife on a Date, Accidentally Obtains Medicine for Erectile Dysfunction Cure From Candy Gacha Machine. Doctors Concerned as His Manhood Will Never Go Down for 10 Years.

Entering the wooden store, Felix and Diana found themselves in a modest room, roughly 30 square meters in size. Wooden shelves lined the walls, stocked with artifacts, bottles of medicine, and an assortment of books. Behind a sturdy wooden counter sat a snake-headed man, who was in the middle of meditation.

On one side of the counter stood an unusual gumball machine. Instead of colorful candies, its transparent dome housed round capsules, containing mysterious medicines or trinkets of unknown use.

Felix glanced around, noting that every item on the shelves bore a price tag. The layout was practical, resembling a magical convenience store. Satisfied with his observations, he approached the snake-headed shopkeeper, gesturing toward Diana.

Florida Man Takes Wife on a Date, Accidentally Obtains Medicine for Erectile Dysfunction Cure From Candy Gacha Machine. Doctors Concerned as His Manhood Will Never Calm Down for 10 Years.