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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise.

Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense.

Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities.

Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. 


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Author's note: 

I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel.

Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously.

Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Chapter 214 - Florida Man Caught Using Snakes as Sexual Relief

Felix had no more business in the information center. He slid the stack of documents into his inventory and made his way down to the second floor.

In the lobby, a striking scene awaited him. A flame-winged woman stood by Diana's coffee table, gracefully presenting a set of perfectly cooked steak paired with a fine vintage wine. Behind her, a small army of food carts stood ready, loaded with hundreds of gourmet dishes that shimmered under the soft lighting.

Diana devoured a whole steak in a single bite. Her jaws unhinged like a snake's, swallowing the meat whole. If she wanted to, she could have swallowed the table and everything on it.

Felix barely batted an eye as he had grown accustomed to her peculiar eating habits. After all, he had "utilized" those powerful jaws himself in many ways before. Smirking, he took a seat and joined her, indulging in the lavish meal.