From beauty to uncle

Bai Xiaofei followed into the living room while thinking about it: "Thank you for saving me, little - big, big, big, uncle!"

Bai Xiaofei originally wanted to call the female angel who did the right thing "Miss", but then he thought that the word "Miss" has already had a special meaning and has become a special term for the girls in the hair and foot washing parlor, so he wanted to change it to "Big Sister". But when he walked into the living room and saw the figure sitting on the sofa, the word "Big Sister" was stuck in his throat, and the last word that came out of his throat was "Uncle" with a changed tone!

That's right, it's an uncle, and a perverted and unkempt uncle!

On the sofa in the living room, there was a person sitting upright, with smooth long hair that could be used in a Rejoice shampoo advertisement, wearing a tight sweater, a one-step skirt, seductive black stockings, and a pair of pointed high heels commonly known as "hate the sky". It is the most popular fashion for little women at the moment.

However, the other person's flat chest, protruding Adam's apple, and full beard showed that he was an out-and-out uncle.

The uncle looked at Bai Xiaofei's dumbfounded look, rolled his eyes, and pinched his throat and said: "What? Are you scared by my appearance? Don't be afraid, it's not what you think. I'm not a pervert, let alone a homosexual. I'm just a girl cartoonist. Because drawing girl cartoons requires deep feelings and understanding of the girl's heart, I dress like this, hoping that my body and mind can be fully integrated into the image of the cartoon girl I created. Don't be afraid, come and sit next to your sister, you were scared in the corridor just now."

Bai Xiaofei's eyes twitched. This shy voice, coupled with the soul-stirring voice, uncle, do you know that you are more disgusting than those long-tongued heads outside. I heard that nine out of ten cartoonists are perverts, and the remaining one is a paranoid. Sure enough, the rumors are true.

However, at least the comic uncle just saved his life. Even if he is a pervert, he is still a human being, unlike the corpse brother who wants to eat people. Bai Xiaofei laughed dryly a few times. After all, he still didn't dare to sit down next to the comic uncle, so he sat down on the single sofa next to him.

The comic uncle keenly saw Bai Xiaofei's embarrassed expression - cartoonists, their eyesight is originally different from ordinary people - he smiled sweetly, raised his orchid finger, took a brand new comic book, and handed it to Bai Xiaofei: "Look, this is my work. It's very beautiful, I'll give it to you."

Bai Xiaofei took a look and saw that the cover was a shy girl's head with pear blossoms and rain on it, with three big characters "Xin Pingmei" on it, and two lines of small characters below "Use the girl's body to feel the magic of love". After taking a closer look, he found that the month printed on the cover was actually next month. This was a sample issue that only the cartoonist himself could get.

Ha, this perverted uncle is really a cartoonist. Well, it seems that he is not a pervert. He is just experiencing life by wearing this outfit.

Bai Xiaofei remembered that many famous cartoonists in Japan with the theme of "selling meat" are all uncle-level. It is said that in order to draw the most beautiful cartoons that reflect the beauty of women, some uncles spend a lot of money to buy underwear of different styles, just to confirm what different underwear feels like when worn on the body. In comparison, the uncle in front of him is already very normal.

Bai Xiaofei quickly pulled back his somewhat nonsensical thoughts. No matter what, the uncle in front of him is his savior. What's more, he is not completely safe now-this building is occupied by the vine corpse brother, and he and the uncle, to be precise, stay in the "body" of the vine corpse brother. This, this is not a big deal!

Bai Xiaofei couldn't wait to ask: "Uncle, what's going on with this building? Those vines should be a mutant of the zombie brother, right? And those heads with long tongues, are they the residents of the building who were eaten by the vine zombie brother? We can't stay here for long, we have to find a way to get out, uncle, you must have a way, right? Since you dare to live in this building alone, you must have a way to deal with these vine zombie brothers, right?"

Bai Xiaofei poured out all his questions in one breath. The comic uncle sat on the sofa with his legs apart, his underwear exposed under his pants, and he stretched out his thumb to dig his nostrils, completely exposing his true face as a wretched middle-aged bad uncle.

He said while eating: "Brother Vine Corpse - you gave this monster this name, well, it's quite descriptive, but this guy is scarier than any vine in the world. All the residents in our building were eaten by this guy. I recognize those heads hanging on the ceiling - Xiaoguan next door, Fatty, Zhenzhen on the third floor, oh, yes, the three members of the Wang family on the fifth floor, all were eaten by Brother Vine Corpse."

"I saw with my own eyes how Brother Vine Corpse eats people. The tips of those tentacles will grow sharp needles. If you prick a person anywhere on the body, even the strongest man will faint. Then, the long and short vines will Roll over, roll the whole person into a cocoon, and in the cocoon, digest all the meat and bones into ** and absorb them into the tentacles, leaving only the head, which becomes part of the vine corpse brother. "

"Don't underestimate the long tongues hanging in the mouths of those heads. They don't look sharp at all, but they are actually very tough. Ordinary knives can't cut those tongues at all. If you are entangled, you will be strangled to death like being wrapped by a python."

Bai Xiaofei's face turned green when he heard it. This is really called hell has no door to come. In order to get rid of the centipede corpse brother, he took the initiative to run into the belly of the more terrifying vine corpse brother.

The comic uncle saw Bai Xiaofei's face was ashen, put down the hand that was picking his nose, reached out, and patted Bai Xiaofei on the shoulder: "Don't be afraid, this vine corpse brother has a weakness. Its body seems to like the shade and hate the sun. It is a little afraid of strong light. We have the lights on in this room, and it won't force its way in. "

Lights--actually pinning his life on a few light bulbs? !

Bai Xiaofei felt powerless - Uncle, this zombie vine is almost covering the entire building with its vines. If it breaks the switch, the light in your room will be useless!