Two days later
I slowly awaken, surrounded by the softness of my blanket and the comfort of my pillow. The warmth envelops me, shielding me from the morning chill.
I squint my eyes, letting out a big yawn, and slowly sit up, resting my back against the headboard.
The room is still dim, but I can make out the outlines of my furniture, and the faint light peeking through the curtains casts a warm glow.
I stretch my arm to the right side, my fingers drumming a gentle rhythm on the wooden table as I search for my phone.
The soft tapping echoes through the quiet morning, accompanied by the distant chirping of birds outside.
I find my phone, take it in my hands, and bring it closer to me, switching it on.
The screen lights up, casting a soft blue glow, and I adjust the brightness to ease my eyes.
My phone's dark wallpaper blends with the dim room, so I don't need to squint.
I glance at the time - 6:35 - and realize Nonso and Peter must be getting ready for school.
I scroll down, my thumb gliding smoothly over the screen, and turn on my mobile data.
Message notifications suddenly ring out, shattering the room's silence.
I furrow my brows at the excessive alerts, prompting me to unlock my phone and investigate.
"Ping, ping, ping, ping!"
WhatsApp messages flood my screen, and I quickly silence my phone, restoring the peaceful atmosphere and earning a smile from me.
I scroll to WhatsApp and tap it gently. As expected, I have no new messages except for the lively group chat.
Don't these people sleep?
The results aren't out yet, so I wonder why they're so worked up.
The group has exploded with over 500 messages, leaving me puzzled.
I click on the chat, curious about the commotion, and the messages appear.
The first message that catches my attention is "omo, who don check their own?" ["Gosh, who has checked their own?"]
My eyes widen in both fear and surprise, and I clutch my chest, my heart racing beneath my palm.
What are they talking about?
I continue reading, scrolling up to understand the context.
"The man talk say result just come out, so calmz everybody, nobody don check their own." ["The man said the results just came out, so stay calm everyone, nobody has checked their own."]
"People near Owerri don check their own walaih!" ["People near Owerri have already checked theirs, walaih!"]
Huh?
This can't be true. How can the results be out already?
I quickly exit the group chat and open the conversation with the IMSU official.
I don't care if he's online or busy; I start typing, ignoring the numerous mistakes.
I send the message: "Good morning, sir. Please, I beard the results are out. Is it true?"
The double white ticks indicate he has his mobile data on and is probably online.
I double-check the message, disregarding the minor typo (I wrote "beard" instead of "heard").
He's taking too long to respond, so I exit the chat.
As I'm about to return to the group chat, I notice someone has posted a status update, but I'll check that later; it's not a priority now.
I return to the group chat, where messages continue to flood in.
"Me, I don check mine o!" ["Me, I have checked my result already!"]
"Werey [Fool], oya tell us wetin you get." ["Fool, tell us what you scored."]
"266." [Score of 266]
"Oga sabi lie, ode." ["You're lying, fool."]
"As in." ["That's true."]
"Good morning you guys!" ["Good morning everyone!"]
"This one still dey greet good morning." ["This person is still greeting good morning."]
"Results never come out o!" ["The results haven't come out yet!"]
"What's going on?" ["What's happening?"]
"😂😂 This one dey live under rock since." ["This person has been living under a rock."]
"I swear 😂." [I swear.]
I let out a small chuckle at the message. This is one of the reasons I prefer being a lurker in a group.
I continue reading:
"Everybody fail, I swear 😭" ["Everybody failed, I swear."]
"Idiot, na you fail." ["Idiot, you're the one who failed."]
"Which kain talk be this na? Why you go talk say everybody fail?" ["What kind of statement is this? Why would you say everybody failed?"]
"Na true talk oh, I no dey lie. Person score 76/400😭🤣." ["It's true, I'm not lying. Someone scored 76 out of 400."]
"Imagine that person na you, you go just dey laugh yourself." ["Imagine if you were that person. You'd be laughing at yourself."]
"😂😂 But how come pesin score 76? They no read?" ["But how did someone score 76? Didn't dey study?"]
"As in 😂." ["That's true, haha."]
"😂"
"Omo, I'm afraid o!!" ["Oh my, I'm afraid!!"]
"No be only you o!" ["You're not the only one!"]
"Everybody, the results are out!!" ["Everyone, the results are out!!"]
"Wetin we dey talk dis whole time?" ["What have we been discussing all this time?"]
"Don't mind him, bobo dey read back of him phone." ["Disregard him, he has been reading the back of his phone."]
I burst out laughing, covering my mouth with my hand to muffle the sound.
But my amusement is short-lived, as the door swings open with a loud bang, making me flinch with a racing heart.
Why the dramatic entrance?
The bright light from the corridor pours in, casting a silhouette of one of my brothers, their short hem visible.
They take a step closer, and I squint to see who it is.
But instead of revealing themselves, they speak up.
"Come and wash the plates."
The husky voice is unmistakably Nonso's, still tainted with sleep.
I bang my hand on the bed in frustration, furrowing my brows.
"Can't you wash the plates yourself? Must I always do it?"
"Yes, you must. It's your job."
I take a deep breath to calm my nerves. "We'll see who'll take over when I leave for university."
"Better come and wash the plates now, or I'll tell Daddy."
I fling my phone on the bed, feeling it bounce once before standing up and pointing a finger at Nonso.
"What is it? Haven't you done enough? The pain, the torment, the torture - aren't they enough? Can't I do whatever I choses?"
"What's gotten into you?"
I jump down from the bed, my warm feet hitting the cold tile with a painful thud.
"You should just take my life," I say, taking slow steps towards him.
"When you're done with your madness, come and wash the plates."
With that, Nonso scurries off, leaving me standing alone with clenched fists and a heaving chest.
With my furrowed brows still in place, I release my clenched fists and swing my arms, stomping my feet on the ground as I grumble. "Why can't you guys wash the plates yourselves? Must I always do it?"
Among all the household chores, washing plates is the one I loathe the most.
And since my sister left for university, I've been stuck with this task.
I scoff and stomp out of my room with a scowl, forgetting to close the door in my annoyance.
I turn back, grab the handle, and slam the door shut, making jump in fear with wide eyes.
Stupid door!
My scared expression quickly returns to a scowl, and I march towards the kitchen with a heavy tread, swinging my arms in annoyance.
As I enter the kitchen, the blinding brightness pierces my eyes, sending a sharp pain to my brain.
"Good morning," my mom's cheerful voice startles me, instinctively making me raise my shoulders in fear.
I force my eyes open, enduring the burning sensation until they finally adjust to the light.
The first thing I see is my mom, standing by the counter with her back to me, wearing a loose black sleeveless gown and her hair tied up in a bun.
Suddenly, I'm hit with the delightful aroma of jollof rice, which brings a gentle smile to my face.
It's as if my nose had been plugged until now, or maybe my annoyance had dulled my senses.
I step further into the kitchen, my eyes fixed on my mom until I'm beside her.
She gives me a quick glance, and I catch the simple smile on her lips.
"The aroma is amazing, I must say," I say, resting my arms on the white, tiled counter, feeling the chillness sinking into my skin.
"You should also learn how to cook. When you leave for university, I won't be there to serve me food," my mom says as she continues stiring the potful of the steaming jollof rice.
"But I can invite you over to cook for me," I say with a grin.
She shakes her head, chuckling, "You're not serious, are you?"
I let out a chuckle, covering my mouth with my hand, a habitual gesture.
"I'll make sure to stock up on your cooking before I leave for university," I say, and she turns to me with a smile.
"You're a very lazy girl. If you don't learn to cook, you'll grow even thinner than you look."
I playfully tap her bare shoulder. "Hey, I'm not thin, I'm fit and strong!"
I flex my spaghetti arms, showing off my "SpongeBob muscles."
We both chuckle, and I drop my arms.
"You're such a silly girl," she says, shaking her head with a smile.
"I'll learn, I'll learn. But for now, can I have a taste of the jollof rice?" I ask, my eyes fixed on the savory dish.
She laughs and hands me a spoon.
"Taste, but don't eat too much. You need to save some for your father and brothers."
I nod and scoop up a spoonful of the steaming rice.
But as I'm about to raise it up to my mouth, my mom exclaims, "I said just a little!"
I chuckle mischievously and raise the spoon to my mouth, blowing on it with puffed cheeks.
"You just don't listen, do you?" she says, shaking her head.
I take in the spoonful, savoring the flavors, and my taste buds explode with delight.
I chew thoughtfully, gazing at my mom, who's watching my reaction with a faint smile.
I drop the spoon on the counter and clear my throat, pausing for dramatic effect.
"I'll be the critic, and I must say it's..." I trail off, observing her expression.
Her lips part slightly, and her eyes widen with anticipation.
"It's really good!" I exclaim, and she breathes a sigh of relief, shaking her head.
"You're really a silly girl."
I chuckle, grabbing the spoon once more. "You should own your own restaurant, this is really good."
I reach for another scoop, but she playfully taps my hand.
"Ouch!"
I pretend to be hurt, rubbing my hand with a sulk.
"You don't want to give me food, abi?" ["Right?]
"Ta! Zuzupuoeba osiso, je sa efere jor!" ["Come on! Get out of here quick. Go and wash those plates!"]
Before I can protest, she gently pushes me away with her butt, making me laugh.