"Pfft, nonsense! Who said I want to give myself to you? Keep dreaming; you're like a toad lusting after a swan's flesh," she mocked.
Chen Xiaolong let out a sinister chuckle upon hearing his girlfriend's words.
"Well, I am indeed thinking wishfully. What can you do about it? Next, I'm going to 'enforce the law on the spot' and make you thoroughly become my woman."
Xiaoting was startled by Xiaolong's words, "You jerk! How can you say you'll 'thoroughly make me your woman'? And what's this 'enforce the law on the spot' business?"
Seeing the puzzled look on his girlfriend's face, Chen Xiaolong wore a smug grin, "About this 'enforce the law on the spot', let me explain. The literal meaning is to carry out the death penalty, that is, to execute it right at the scene of the crime."
"Ah, so that's what it means. Chen Xiaolong, you're not twisted enough to want to kill me, are you?"
Looking at how endearingly naïve and silly his girlfriend was being, Chen Xiaolong chuckled twice.