Nero 2077

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?"
"Just to liven things up."
Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?"
"Just to really liven things up."
Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?"
"Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone."
The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God.
【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】
"No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Zhou Li remained silent, not saying a word, his expression filled with grief and sorrow.


"Alright, relax," said Tang Wan, patting Zhou Li on the shoulder to comfort him. "Think on the bright side, at least you didn't grow a noose on your head or horns on your butt in front of Ying Yun. You still preserved your last bit of dignity."


Zhou Li forced a bitter smile. This time, after becoming completely reliant on a wheelchair, he even stopped his post-meal entertainment of beating up Tang Wan. Not that he didn't want to, but because he couldn't.


Tang Wan caught on to this, and along the way, she did plenty to send Zhou Li's blood pressure through the roof. For instance, stealing his food, feeding him aphrodisiacs followed by a half-jin of cooling powder, secretly tapping his kneecap to trigger his knee-jerk reflex, and hoisting his legs to pluck hairs while he slept, among other things...


Chapter 56 Black Fire (Super Combo) - 2