Nero 2077

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?"
"Just to liven things up."
Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?"
"Just to really liven things up."
Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?"
"Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone."
The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God.
【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】
"No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

In that instant, Zhou Li suddenly understood the true value of seclusion.


Damn enchanting archer mushroom, get him!


Zhou Li pointed directly at Gui Daozi in front of him, and the mushroom, as if telepathically connected, immediately burst out a rich fragrance. The bow in its hands shot a pink arrow straight at Gui Daozi's face.


After letting out a miserable scream, Gui Daozi rolled and crawled to dodge the arrow. Meanwhile, Zhou Li wasn't idle either; he threw three seeds and advanced with a dagger in hand.


Confronted with the flying seeds, Gui Daozi subconsciously commanded a nearby zombie to catch them. But the moment the zombie grabbed the seeds, Gui Daozi saw a pink glow burst forth. The next moment, to his horror, several zombies turned their pink eyes towards Gui Daozi, their faces, covered in rotting flesh, revealing pure lust.


Chapter 99 Taoist Priest Realized