Nero 2077

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?"
"Just to liven things up."
Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?"
"Just to really liven things up."
Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?"
"Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone."
The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God.
【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】
"No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

"If there are any tasks in this world that are as difficult as ascending to heaven for Tang Wan, there are only three."


The first is to have Zhou Li show her month-long concern without any scheming, deceptive smiles, hidden knives in his words, or double-dealing.


The second is to ascend the throne and change the nation's name to Tang.


"Going to your house to ask your father for Essence Blood to treat your meridians has already surpassed hell difficulty."


Zhou Li started to speak, then hesitated, "Can't we raise pigs or cows instead?"


"You fucking said you would help me get it just now."


Tang Wan snorted coldly, "A real man's word is his bond, you're not planning to go back on it now, are you?"


"Ah, what else can I do? I even included a no-regrets policy."


Zhou Li stated matter-of-factly, "How is this any different from sending yourself to death?"


Chapter 93: You, Oh You