Nero 2077

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?"
"Just to liven things up."
Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?"
"Just to really liven things up."
Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?"
"Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone."
The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God.
【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】
"No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

For these demons and monsters, seeing a phantom of an Ancient God was scary, but not scary enough. They could run, they could toss their former "friends" behind to cover their escape, or they could become worshippers of the Ancient God. After all, when the phantom appeared, it meant the descent of an Ancient God into the human realm and wasn't entirely an indescribable entity; there were clues to be found.


But everything changed when that Ancient God drew out a zombie racehorse sword and a Jinyiwei Qianhu anal plug scorpion tail whip.


It was like encountering Lu Bu slashing people with his Halberd of Heaven and Earth on the street, which was scary, but not scary enough. But if you encountered a Lu Bu wielding a shit-stained mop and driving a fecal suction truck searching the streets for people to kill, that was terrifying.


Chapter 127 Guess Who's the Most Useless