Nero 2077

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?"
"Just to liven things up."
Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?"
"Just to really liven things up."
Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?"
"Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone."
The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God.
【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】
"No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Running your mouth often leads to no good end.


For instance, if a knight-errant humbly claims in the middle of the street that he's just a Jianghu ruffian, you'd better smile politely instead of mocking him with, "Then you're quite the loser." Otherwise, if he kills you with a sword, according to the customs of Da Ming, the Government Office won't lift a finger.


No one cares about the death of someone with a sharp tongue.


Normally, if someone disgusted Tang Wan with such a comment, she would have certainly gifted them with a dazzling journey through the Stone Sea, or let them experience just how venomous the poisons of the Tang Sect can be.


Not only did she concede, but she also added, "Yes, a useless person with low intelligence who eats too much like me definitely couldn't enter the Tang Sect."


Suddenly, the sharp-tongued fellow felt guilty.


Chapter 199 Unlucky Child