Chapter 294: You Can Go Ask the Middleman for Money!_3

Then there was this young guy, right in the prime of his hormonal surge, who came home drunk one day, caught by some evil fire in his heart, and for some reason that nobody can figure out, he runs into his neighbor's cowshed and starts to have a little fun.

Talk about bad luck, the neighbor's big mama stepped out to feed the cows and saw the whole scene unfolding; she was petrified and couldn't utter a word for a long while.

He was caught that same night. Why was he caught? There used to be a charge called something like "destruction of farming production tools." It was a real charge, no lie.

Of course, the cow was a draft cow, and what is a draft cow but a farming production tool.

So... technically, it sounded pretty legit.

Don't doubt the possibility, back in the great seafaring days, the sheep they brought on ships were not just for eating meat and drinking milk.

You tell me, which mighty lawyer could turn this case around!