Axe Warrior

The Public Safety System said,
"When darkness falls, close your eyes. Monsters, open your eyes. Werewolves, make your kill. Vampires, make your kill. Tengu, make your kill. Corporate security, make your kill. Mercenaries, make your kill. Gangsters, make your kill. Counter-terrorism squads, make your kill. Cyberpsychotics, make your kill. Biochemically Transformed, make your kill. Demons of Hyperspace, make your kill. Zerg of a different dimension, make your kill. Sorcerers of the Abyss, make your kill. Followers of a Million Concealed Charms, make your kill..."
The Public Safety System said,
"Dawn has broken, and no one died last night. The cyberpsychotics has killed all the monsters. Those who are alive, please speak."
Li Pan said,
"First of all, I'm not a cyberpsychotic, I'm just a little too spiritually aware."

Cyberpunk Maniac

Anyway, the work report with the company went smoothly as always.


Li Pan is quite the master of writing short essays, you know. With just a slight tweak to the order of events, the nature of the issue subtly shifted.


So before any of the managers could smack talk about him being bailed out by the company, Li Pan slammed his hand on the table and shouted, indicating that you think I'm just a simpleton having an episode? Wrong! This was a duet I performed with Cool Baboon!


It was a do-or-die move! A deception of crossing the sea under camouflage! It was all for a fatal strike against Terra!


Everything was for the benefit of the company! He did not care about his minor personal reputation! He made sacrifices for the ultimate victory in the bidding war!


Luckily, 01 didn't say to get this nutjob out of here and even signaled him to go on, so Li Pan continued.


Chapter 234 Birthday Banquet