Axe Warrior

The Public Safety System said,
"When darkness falls, close your eyes. Monsters, open your eyes. Werewolves, make your kill. Vampires, make your kill. Tengu, make your kill. Corporate security, make your kill. Mercenaries, make your kill. Gangsters, make your kill. Counter-terrorism squads, make your kill. Cyberpsychotics, make your kill. Biochemically Transformed, make your kill. Demons of Hyperspace, make your kill. Zerg of a different dimension, make your kill. Sorcerers of the Abyss, make your kill. Followers of a Million Concealed Charms, make your kill..."
The Public Safety System said,
"Dawn has broken, and no one died last night. The cyberpsychotics has killed all the monsters. Those who are alive, please speak."
Li Pan said,
"First of all, I'm not a cyberpsychotic, I'm just a little too spiritually aware."

Cyberpunk Maniac

Uncle Chen's words momentarily stunned me so much that I, Li Pan, felt like I had reached one of those critical plot divergence points where I should typically save my game first.


Then I came back to my senses, only to realize that despite all my cheats—resurrection, health lock, x-ray vision, copying, invincibility—all fully activated, I still didn't have the almighty save function!


This is so unscientific, doesn't it go against the basic settings of a transmigrator!


Ahem, okay enough fooling around, now is not the time to wonder how the essay should be written, but what to do next.


Chapter 243: Betting