Axe Warrior

The Public Safety System said,
"When darkness falls, close your eyes. Monsters, open your eyes. Werewolves, make your kill. Vampires, make your kill. Tengu, make your kill. Corporate security, make your kill. Mercenaries, make your kill. Gangsters, make your kill. Counter-terrorism squads, make your kill. Cyberpsychotics, make your kill. Biochemically Transformed, make your kill. Demons of Hyperspace, make your kill. Zerg of a different dimension, make your kill. Sorcerers of the Abyss, make your kill. Followers of a Million Concealed Charms, make your kill..."
The Public Safety System said,
"Dawn has broken, and no one died last night. The cyberpsychotics has killed all the monsters. Those who are alive, please speak."
Li Pan said,
"First of all, I'm not a cyberpsychotic, I'm just a little too spiritually aware."

Cyberpunk Maniac

Wei returned to the apartment, opened the door, and what did she see? A vampire vs werewolf battle, uh, three women in loungewear sitting on her couch playing video games.


The one with the bandages, that's Joan, she's playing Celestial Infinite Combat with some tall, dark-haired knockout I've never seen before, a fighting game sponsored by Celestial Prosthetic Body manufacturers. Saiko, munching on chips and sipping Cool Baboon, sprawled out on the sofa watching.


"What the fuck? What's going on here? Don't spill that Cool Baboon on the couch!"


Saiko, licking her fingers, gestured towards Wei, then pointed at the tall beauty,


Leticia fumbled with the joystick, "Yo."


"Yo my ass! Didn't we agree you'd leave after recovering from your injuries? How come there are more of you now! And don't you guys have jobs to go to??"


Saiko, "Oh, the Mecha Instructor and Tactical Instructor both went with the boss's fleet to make deliveries, no security work for us."


Chapter 272 Local Dialect