"Ao Shaobao can't type 8,000 words."
"He can!"
"He can't, he doesn't even have a computer."
"He can!!!" Mushroom-head insisted, his neck stiff and his face beet red.
"Fine, you win. Which ward is the Big Writer in?" Ma Lu asked again.
"Which Big Writer are you asking about?" Mushroom-head was puzzled. "I know many Big Writers, such as Lev Tolstoy, Dazhongma, He Zhizhang, Yu Xuanji, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie..."
"What about Ao Shaobao?"
"Ao Shaobao is Batulu, not a Big Writer."
"Now you remember."
Fortunately at that moment, a mental girl with tattoos all over her neck and a lip ring passed by.
"If you're looking for Zheng Qian, go to the room at the end of the corridor on the right. He spends all his time there, except for meals and using the restroom."
"We're not looking for Zheng Qian," said Ma Lu, "We're looking for the Big Writer."
"Zheng Qian is the Big Writer. It's a nickname the people here gave him because he always believed he would become a Big Writer one day.