Purple Night Melody

If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Invited to the banquet, Luo En saw the golden apple in the plate inscribed with "To the fairest goddess" and the three goddesses embroiled in dispute before him, and he picked up a knife with a smug smile.
The first step, peeling; he gave the skin to Aphrodite.
"To be fair, you're quite pretty. As a layer of skin, you're not bad to look at."
The second step, slicing the flesh; he gave that to Hera.
"As the queen of heaven, yet everyone in Olympus from 800-year-olds to animals has cuckolded you, including males, females, and even sheep. Since you can't save face anyway, take these insides."
The third step, he gave the remaining core to Athena.
"You were supposed to be born a male god and take over Zeus's position, but due to Zeus's shenanigans, you lost that seed, so here, have this core."
Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, Athena summoned her spear and shield...
Seeing this, Luo En quickly stepped back, shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, firmly in front of him.
"And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me; I got them to unite at once, even better than you with your instigation."
"..."
Surrounded by Greek gods sharpening their knives, Eris was left in silence.

The Greece Antagonist

Looking at the tearful Hermes, Luo En felt a pang of guilt and spoke reluctantly.


"How about this, you owe me a favor, and when I need it, help me once. Is that feasible?"


As soon as Luo En finished speaking, Hermes quickly grasped his hand, cementing the compensation plan.


At that moment, there wasn't a trace of the earlier sobbing on the face of the god of commerce.


Luo En cursed under his breath, then let out a frustrated hum.


"You really know how to do business, a few tears and you make me change my words. I almost sacrificed one of my incarnations to clean up your mess..."


Hearing this, Hermes gave an embarrassed smile, not denying his little trick of feigning weakness and selling misery.


In fact, among the four divine artifacts he had offered earlier, aside from the winged shoes which were slightly more valuable, the rest were ordinary items, far from causing him to wail and bemoan his loss.


Chapter 31: Brother, You Smell So Good (5k)_3