Purple Night Melody

If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Invited to the banquet, Luo En saw the golden apple in the plate inscribed with "To the fairest goddess" and the three goddesses embroiled in dispute before him, and he picked up a knife with a smug smile.
The first step, peeling; he gave the skin to Aphrodite.
"To be fair, you're quite pretty. As a layer of skin, you're not bad to look at."
The second step, slicing the flesh; he gave that to Hera.
"As the queen of heaven, yet everyone in Olympus from 800-year-olds to animals has cuckolded you, including males, females, and even sheep. Since you can't save face anyway, take these insides."
The third step, he gave the remaining core to Athena.
"You were supposed to be born a male god and take over Zeus's position, but due to Zeus's shenanigans, you lost that seed, so here, have this core."
Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, Athena summoned her spear and shield...
Seeing this, Luo En quickly stepped back, shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, firmly in front of him.
"And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me; I got them to unite at once, even better than you with your instigation."
"..."
Surrounded by Greek gods sharpening their knives, Eris was left in silence.

The Greece Antagonist

Luo En nearly got blasted by thunder upon hearing those words.


Why does this Mechanical God come with its own soap opera? My goodness, this Mechanical God is broken.


Seeing the scene become even more inappropriate, Luo En quickly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.


"Alright, alright, just say what you want me to do."


Then, to prevent the plot from going astray, he made sure to add a stern caveat.


"Just to make clear, selling my body is off the table!"


But the more Luo En emphasized this point, the more eager Mechanical God Venus seemed to be.


"As the Goddess of Love among the twelve Mechanical Gods, my Breeding Module is absolutely perfect. The experience might even rival that of the Deities—won't you consider it?"


Luo En crossed his arms over his chest, mercilessly refusing the highly tempting proposal.


Chapter 98: Want to Try My Breeding Module? (4.7k)_2