Purple Night Melody

If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Invited to the banquet, Luo En saw the golden apple in the plate inscribed with "To the fairest goddess" and the three goddesses embroiled in dispute before him, and he picked up a knife with a smug smile.
The first step, peeling; he gave the skin to Aphrodite.
"To be fair, you're quite pretty. As a layer of skin, you're not bad to look at."
The second step, slicing the flesh; he gave that to Hera.
"As the queen of heaven, yet everyone in Olympus from 800-year-olds to animals has cuckolded you, including males, females, and even sheep. Since you can't save face anyway, take these insides."
The third step, he gave the remaining core to Athena.
"You were supposed to be born a male god and take over Zeus's position, but due to Zeus's shenanigans, you lost that seed, so here, have this core."
Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, Athena summoned her spear and shield...
Seeing this, Luo En quickly stepped back, shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, firmly in front of him.
"And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me; I got them to unite at once, even better than you with your instigation."
"..."
Surrounded by Greek gods sharpening their knives, Eris was left in silence.

The Greece Antagonist

A moment later, she realized and finally confirmed that this was a real opportunity. She couldn't help but ecstatically pounce on her old father:


A hurriedly approaching pretty face heavily kissed Luo En's cheek, making a crisp sound.


Instantly, the whole place went silent, Hela and Eden looked in astonishment at the wolf-eared girl boldly kissing her foster father on his waist.


As for Luo En himself, he was also stunned.


Then, he raised his hand to his cheek, his face dark as the bottom of a pot:


"Ouch, what are you doing? You got my face all wet with saliva."


"Giggle, kissing you! You've done so much for us, we ought to show some appreciation!"


Heluo answered with a smile, looking as if it was the most natural thing in the world.


Hearing this, Luo En had a look of disgust on his face:


"If you're going to kiss, at least wash your mouth, it's all full of crumbs..."


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