A joke from a network master

"Huh? Brother Liu, this fried rice is different from the previous ones!"

Yan Kaikai and Yan Xinxin suddenly raised their heads from the plates with strange expressions.

Yan Qingwen also tasted it at this time.

This fried rice is definitely a master-level cooking skill, with a mellow and fresh taste!

However.

After chewing, there is a slight bitterness hidden in the rice!

"Of course, I changed the seasoning, the taste must be different!"

Brother Liu stretched out his palm, and a white fruit the size of a peanut lay quietly in his palm.

"This is called ginkgo, which is the seed of the ginkgo tree."

"Although it tastes slightly bitter, it has the effect of detoxification and relieving internal heat!"

Liu Di picked up the ginkgo and smiled slightly: "Like the three young ladies, who are always worried, suspicious, and suspicious, they must be anxious and restless, and their internal heat is strong!"

"Today, I will cook this ginkgo rice for you, just to relieve your internal heat!"

Yan Qingwen's brows slowly frowned, "Liu Di, what do you mean?"

Liu Di smiled, gently opened the ginkgo, and took out a light yellow bud in the middle.

"This inner bud is the most bitter part of the whole ginkgo. It must be removed before eating, otherwise it is inedible!"

Liu Di curled his lips, "It's like a person who is always misunderstood and will inevitably feel resentful! People are eager to help, but they are repeatedly insulted. They will naturally turn around and leave when they feel bitter!"

Yan Qingwen finally understood and said with eyes wide open: "Liu Di, you eavesdropped on our conversation!"

"I was busy cooking just now."

"I heard it, but it was not eavesdropping."

"I can only tell you that people are different!"

Liu Di shrugged.

Yan Qingwen frowned more and more, "Brother Liu, what are you talking about?"

"I say."

"Can you guys stop misunderstanding me?"

Yan Qingwen was stunned, not knowing how to answer, "Brother Liu, you..."

"But I always finish what I start. When I settle this matter, I will not stay with the Yan family for a moment!"

After saying this, Brother Liu left in style!

Yan Qingwen stared at Brother Liu's back in a daze, speechless!

For a moment, I felt that this young man in white was full of arrogance, despising everything and ignoring everything!

Don't mention the entire Yan family.

It seems that nothing is in his eyes!

Yan Qingwen murmured, "Could it be that I really misunderstood him?"

"Of course!"

"But don't worry, as a man, you must be broad-minded and have a big enough mind, unlike women, who only need big breasts!"

But I heard Liu Di's voice coming from afar!

Yan Qingwen's expression turned from red to purple!

"Alas"

Liu Di, who returned to the room, couldn't help but sigh.

It seems that it's time to do something of my own!

"Mo Tong, our plan can begin."

'Ding top marketing thinking integration.'

'Ding 100,000 business models are being sorted out.'

In a flash.

The business plan in Liu Di's mind became clearer and clearer!

The step-by-step strategy is closely connected, without any omissions!

Liu Di smiled slightly.

Pick up the phone and scan it, and the popularity of Emperor Yi has finally subsided a little.

Some other hot topics also gradually appeared in the hot search.

"It's time."

"Demon boy, post."

"Okay!"

The next moment.

The entire Yan Family Manor's network suddenly stagnated!

An extremely large amount of information flow was distributed.

And the source of all this was Liu Di's fake eye that was flashing with purple light!

10 seconds later.

A post titled "Guess the puzzle and get a prize" instantly swept the entire network!

This post appeared in countless forums, post bars, web pages, and various self-media at the same time!

'Guess the puzzle and get a prize'

'Puzzle: 3 and 4, 5 and 23, Autored. '

'The first 100 netizens who successfully guessed the answer will each receive a prize of 500,000! '

'Signed: Emperor San. '

At first, this post was not noticed.

But as time goes by.

It is hard for netizens not to pay attention!

This post is constantly increasing, constantly refreshing all web pages!

Almost everywhere where information can be seen, this content will appear!

Hundreds of thousands, millions, tens of millions, and a hundred million!

In just 10 minutes, this post was overwhelming!

In some small forums, it was almost filled with this post, leaving no room for other information!

Many Internet companies and network monitoring departments also discovered this content at the same time.

A group of network technicians were stunned.

"What is this? A post?"

"What a great post!"

"Hundreds of millions of posts were posted in 10 minutes?"

"Almost all public resources were occupied!"

"What kind of team can complete such an operation?"

"It must be a team of thousands of people, equipped with computers with hundreds of millions of floating point operations to do it?"

"Does China have such a company?"

"Absolutely not!"

"What is the signature, Emperor Three? Never heard of it!"

All network experts immediately began to trace the post.

The result disappointed them greatly!

This post did not violate any rules!

No infectious viruses were used!

Moreover, no matter how high-level the network specialist was, he could not find the IP of the publisher!

The origin of Emperor Three is a mystery!

At the same time.

Netizens also started discussing under the post!

"What the hell is this? Why is it all over the floor!"

"What the hell is this puzzle!"

"Are you kidding me? You'll get 500,000 for guessing this? Are you kidding me?"

"100 people, 500,000 each, a total of 50 million, who will give it? I'm laughing my head off!"

"I don't believe you, the old man is very bad!"

"It must be a prank by some internet god!"

Thousands of miles away.

In an old residential area in Shenyang.

A student girl wearing thick myopic glasses accidentally saw this post while taking a break from doing homework.

"3 and 4, 5 and 23"

"Ottored."

The little girl thought for a while and clapped her hands, "Isn't Ottored the foreign mathematician who invented the multiplication sign?"

"Is this what multiplication means?"

"3x4, 5x23"

The little girl suppressed her excitement and replied to one of the posts: "Is the answer 12 and 115?"

Afterwards, many replies emerged immediately.

"Little sister, are you too naive?"

"Is this thing that simple?"

"Besides, even if you get the answer right, do you really expect someone to give you 500,000?"

"Don't expect it! Just treat it as an entertainment post!"

But the little girl did not reply.

Because she was staring blankly at her text message on her mobile phone at this time.

'Congratulations, you are the first friend to answer the correct answer! '

'Your Alipay has received 500,000 yuan—from your good friend Di San! '

The little girl rubbed her eyes and confirmed that this was not a dream!

She suddenly jumped up from her chair and shouted excitedly to the door: "Mom, my university tuition has been settled!"