Aaron held up a hand. "Whoa, pump the brakes there, Shakespeare. I'm not here for your bad acting. You wanna call me 'son'? You'd better find someone else to star in that sob story of yours."
The man froze mid-grovel, his expression twitching between rage and forced remorse. He tried again, his voice thick with faux sincerity. "You don't understand… It wasn't me! The servants—they locked you in the basement. I had no idea!"
Aaron's brow shot up, and he let out a low, sarcastic laugh. "Oh, really? The servants? So, what? They just took a vote and decided I needed to be exiled? That's your story? Cute."
The man's smile faltered, but he quickly plastered it back on, his tone now syrupy sweet. "I've missed you every day, my boy. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep—"