WILLOCK 65

Times Square, London...

Dearest Citizens,

It is to be known that the Duke of Vikings' son, one of London’s top ten most eligible bachelors, has already stolen a diamond. It is stated that he is among the top ten, but not to surpass the dazzling beauties of the Viscount's son. Rather, remember the handsome and hairy charm within the Baron’s house. Despite being in the top ten, I must assert, dear reader, that he is the best among them.

His dazzling blue eyes, which lighten when he is ashamed, astonished, hurt, or humiliated, complement his dazzling white skin that turns red when he scratches too much. Well, every fair complexion turns red, doesn’t it? It was nearly two, or rather almost three, years ago when this boy was introduced by the Viscount in the grand ballroom. Now, he is being embraced by the wings of the king and shall take over the palace of Wales, ruling with whatever title he wishes.