Two Single Dogs

Famous Reporter Li: [Come out and play! Come out and play! @two-one@bananabanana@zhaomoney]

One day the sun was just right, and Li Ge was crazy in the group @everyone, come out and bask in the sun.

Qin Li: [The day before yesterday Jiang Wei accompanied Ying Ying to go abroad.]

Famous Reporter Li: [Come out to play, come out to play! @bananabanana@zhaomoney]

Qin Li: [Yesterday afternoon, Zhao Qian said he was going to the suburbs to climb mountains with Jiaojiao.]

Famous Reporter Li: […How do you know? Come out to play, come out to play@bananabanana@zhaomoney]

Zhao Money: [Can you stop @? We are climbing.]

Famous Reporter Li:[Why didn't you call me to come join when you guys went climbing the mountain!!!]

Qin Li: […]

Qn Li looked at the little chubby man who was standing on the lawn with his head lowered and frantic. He had no choice but to step forward and pull him around in a circle.

"What are you doing?" Li Ge frowned and pushed away his old deskmate in disgust.

"It is said that they went to climb the mountain, why are you still asking?" Qin Li didn't know how to say it, but the little chubby man usually gossiped like hell. He knew all of the news first-hand, but his skills immediately shut down when it got to the people around him.

"Why didn't they call me?" Li Ge was annoyed, and wanted to @bananabanana in the group to go out with him, not in the dating "go out with him" sense, but rather go and hang out, "Forget about that kid Jiang Wei taking away Ying Ying, now why do they both not want me?"

"What do you think?" Qin Li asked back. He had already hinted so clearly, but Li Ge still didn't realize. How did such a person be in the media industry and want to be a reporter?

Li Ge frowned, feeling that the matter was not so simple, he stared at Qin Li for a while: "I see! Did you squeeze my seat out!"

The more Li Ge thought about it, the more he felt that he was right. Originally, they belonged to the Golden Triangle. This Qin Li suddenly appeared, and Qin Li must have taken his position away.

"…Why are you getting more and more stupid?" Qin Li was now relieved of the pressure of his studies, he was much more relaxed, so he started to speak harshly.

Li Ge glared at Qin Li: "You are stupid, you have been crushed by our Ying Ying, you still want to follow in the footsteps of Ying Ying, there is no way!"

"What does it have to do with Ying Ying?" Qin Li was speechless, "Our research is in different directions."

Li Ge's focus was wrong: "Why do you also call her Ying Ying?"

Qin Li shrugged: "Although you don't want to admit it, I still want to say that I have already got into you guys' group in high school. What's more, now… there are only two single dogs, us, left in the group."

"I knew you… what?" Li Ge finally realized it.

"Single dog, the two of us!" Qin Li emphasized his tone, pointing at himself, then pointing at Li Ge.

Li Ge's hands were shaking: "You and I… single dogs? What about the two of them?"

"They're together now, they've been together since last semester." Qin Li gave Li Ge a sympathetic look.

They all had entered Peking University. Although Qin Li's college entrance examination results were a bit bad, he was already recommended. As for the other three, Zhao Qian and Li Ge were on a dangerous line at that time, especially Zhao Qian.

As a result, during the second semester of the junior year, he suddenly worked hard, and his college entrance examination scores even exceeded Li Ge's.

Of course, Qin Li and Zhi Ying entered the Department of Mathematics, Li Ge entered the Department of Journalism, Zhao Qian went to the Department of Informatics, and Han Jiaojiao went to the Department of English.

Qin Li watched Li Ge's stupidity in the group, every day @this@that, trying to intervene between other people's couple relationships every day.

"I don't believe it!" Li Ge still couldn't believe it, "When did they hook up?"

"Wasn't there already a sign in junior year?" Qin Li had always been the one who observed his surroundings calmly, "Otherwise, why do you think Zhao Qian was working so hard to learn English? Isn't it because he wanted to come to Peking University with Jiaojiao."

"Wasn't it because he had a lot of free time?" Li Ge's words were also right, Zhao Qian was given extra points because of his outstanding performance in the competition. Although he was not eligible for a recommendation, his normal performance was enough to easily enter Peking University.

"What do you think is his weakness?" Qin Li pointedly asked.

"English?" Li Ge shook his head, "Although his pronunciation was really bad, his English scores suddenly soared later in the semester."

During that time, it was Zhao Qian who was learning English crazily in order to prepare for the informatics competition, and often asked Han Jiaojiao for advice.

"But Han Jiaojiao always thought that his English was poor." Qin Li raised his eyebrows, "They just didn't want you to be stimulated, so they didn't tell you."

Li Ge was really stimulated, he lowered his head and frantically @ in the group chat.

Famous Reporter Li: [@zhaomoney I'm not finished with you!]

You clearly agreed to be friends together, but you hooked up with another good friend behind my back. This kind of grievance… those who heard it were sad, and those who heard it cried.

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Ps: For anyone who's curious about Zhao Qian's and Han Jiaojiao's usernames, it's a play on what their name sounds like. In Chinese, Jiao Jiao sounds like the jiao in xiang jiao(香蕉 – banana) hence her @ being bananabanana. Zhao Qian/Zhao Money is 'looking for money' because his surname Zhao sounds like 找(zhao – looking for) and Qian sounds like 钱(qian – money).

I just found it kinda fun to explain and add for you guys to know what their usernames are based on.