Chapter 11

Chen Tianming hopped onto his motorcycle, about to drive away, but someone held a knife to his neck.

"Kid, do you think you can leave now?" Longhair said cheerfully. He had just been scolded by his boss and wanted to go out for a drink with his brothers, but instead, he ran into Chen Tianming.

"What are you trying to do?" Chen Tianming glanced at the fairy girl out of the corner of his eye, but she was gone. Good, it was better that she didn't witness this.

"I'm warning you, stay away from He Tao, or you won't be as lucky as today." Longhair punched Chen Tianming hard while delivering his threat.

"Did Ye Dawei send you guys?" Chen Tianming gritted his teeth and asked.

"Damn, can you utter my boss's name? If you're smart, you'll be good. If not, the next time might be lethal." Longhair punched Chen Tianming again.

Chen Tianming saw that Longhair had a knife and there were a few hoodlums standing behind him, so he could only glare: "If Ye Dawei is gutsy, he should come to find me himself."

"Haha, Chen Tianming, you're really dumb. My boss is so wealthy and you are just a poor teacher, killing you would be as easy as squashing an ant for him. Be careful, if you keep being disobedient, I will bleed you." After finishing, Longhair punched Chen Tianming again and then directed the gang to leave.

"Damn, Ye Dawei, I will remember this." Chen Tianming rubbed his somewhat painful chest.

Never mind, better go to the hospital to check it out. He had been beaten twice today and wondered if he was injured. So, Chen Tianming drove his motorcycle over to County Second People's Hospital. The last time he was at County First Hospital, a crazy doctor treated him as a corpse, so he decided to avoid that place this time.

"Doctor, I need to see someone." Chen Tianming registered and walked into the physician's office of some internal medicine department.

"What's your issue?" A woman doctor, about forty years old, glanced at Chen Tianming and asked.

"I've been beaten up twice today. I want to make sure I don't have any issues."

"You were beaten twice?" The female doctor looked at him doubtfully. He looked completely normal with colour on his face, totally unlike someone who had been beaten.

"Yes."

"Alright, sit down. I'll help you measure your blood pressure and assess you." The female doctor took the blood pressure monitor next to her to measure on both of Chen Tianming's arms, then examined his eyelids and asked him to open his mouth.

After a while, the female doctor asked Chen Tianming: "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

"Me?" Chen Tianming touched his head and thought about it, "I don't seem to be feeling unwell."

"Sir, it seems you've come to the wrong place or registered for the wrong department," the female doctor said.

"That means... which department should I register to?"

"This room is for internal medicine, you should be at Neurology," the doctor pointed at the Neurology department across the room.

"Neurology? Are you implying that there's something wrong with my brain?" Chen Tianming finally understood what the female doctor was implying.

"Whether there's something wrong with your brain or not, only you can tell. You've claimed to have been beaten twice and want to have a check-up, but on the other hand, you're also claiming that there is nothing wrong. If there's nothing wrong with your brain, you must be making fun of me." The female doctor was getting angrier, she slapped the desk and stood up.

"I apologize, doctor. I... I don't know what's going on, one moment I'm okay, the next, I feel as though I'm sick." Chen Tianming thought about his very peculiar illness. One moment he's hurting, next he's fine.

"Doc...doctor, I... I... Ah!" Suddenly, Chen Tianming cried out in pain, startling the female doctor. His genitals started hurting again.

"What's wrong? Where do you not feel well?" The female doctor quickly asked Chen Tianming.

"My... I don't feel well down there." Chen Tianming stammered. Although the person he was talking to was a doctor, she was still a woman, so he felt a bit awkward discussing it.

"Down there? Where exactly? Can you tell me the specifics?" The female doctor looked from Chen Tianming's thigh all the way down to his toes.

"It's... It's here." Chen Tianming pointed to his genitals.

"Oh, I see. What happened? Were you hit there today?" The doctor asked.

"No, it just started hurting out of nowhere," Chen Tianming shook his head. He was truly unlucky to be in such a situation just from being bitten by something.

"Out of nowhere?" The female doctor gave Chen Tianming a contemptuous look and continued, "Young man, it seems like you need to see a doctor from a venereal disease department, they should be able to heal your 'mysterious' pain. Sigh... youths these days, so reckless." The female doctor sighed while talking.

"No, I am not ill," Chen Tianming hurriedly interrupted when he heard the female doctor implying he had venereal disease.

"Whether you are ill will be determined by the doctor, not you."

"But... but I'm still a virgin, how can I be ill?"

"Haha, look at you, young and slick, yet you claim to be a virgin. If you're a virgin, then I'm a virgin." The lady doctor, who already has two children, was not afraid of being ridiculed. After all, if he could brag, why couldn't she? He got himself an illness yet still had the audacity to declare he was a virgin. These young people really do not take care of themselves.

Chen Tianming felt like throwing up when he heard a woman old enough to be his mother claim that she's a virgin, but he hadn't even had dinner yet, so he had nothing to throw up.

"Doctor, I really am not sick!" Chen Tianming said with a wronged look on his face. Who on earth had he offended today? He gets beaten up, comes in for a check-up, and gets labelled as having venereal disease. He's never heard of anyone getting venereal disease from being beaten.

"I understand how you feel, most patients claim to be symptom-free. However, as professionals, we will keep your condition confidential. You should go and register at the venereal disease department! And young man, be careful next time. You should avoid certain places if possible, and if needs be, remember to use condoms. They're cheap. Remember to prioritize safety over anything else." The female doctor gave sincere advice as she slowly and emphatically spoke each word.

"Yes, yes, I'll take my leave," Chen Tianming found the situation to be increasingly twisted with the female doctor darkening the narrative further, and so he ran away.

"Sigh, such a handsome young man, a shame that he's ignorant about self-care," the female doctor said as she shook her head.

Chen Tianming mounted his motorcycle and headed home. It seemed that he wouldn't be able to have his check-up today. With a mad doctor in the first hospital and this female doctor at the second, for the third hospital... it could wait. Better to just head home and have dinner first.