After returning home, Su Mu sent a friend request.
It's better to go through the motions than to suffer a long pain!
Then my mother won't say that
if we really meet, I will tell the girl the truth directly, hoping that she can understand.
After all, parents are pitiful.
"Hello, I was introduced by Liu Ying."
Soon, the other party passed the friend verification.
"Hello." Su Mu took the initiative to say hello.
"Hello, (*^__^*)."
The other party replied quickly.
"My name is Su Mu, and I was introduced by Liu Ying." Su Mu introduced himself simply.
However, it was still a bit awkward to always call my mother's name.
"Xie Wenwen."
Su Mu didn't know how to chat for a while.
Wait,
isn't the most popular steel man on the Internet, a three-hit combo?
Su Mu's eyes lit up:
"Have you eaten?"
"Are you home?"
"What are you doing?"
...
After sending,
Su Mu frowned.
It was really super awkward.
These three messages were sent, and they really fell into the sea.
Su Mu smiled happily. It would be best if the WeChat chat was yellow.
This way, everyone can save time and neither of us will feel sad.
Hahaha!
As expected, these three death questions are awesome!
"What is your profession?"
Su Mu: "..." Why did you
reply anyway?
"I write novels."
Su Mu was hungry, forgot to take his phone, and went straight to the living room.
"Writing novels??? There is such a profession?"
On the other end of the phone, Xie Wenwen was waiting for a reply from {https://direct.me/axon46} ,
and then 1 minute passed...
3 minutes passed...
5 minutes passed!
Xie Wenwen: "?"
What does that mean?
He added him.
Is he trying to be cool with her?
Xie Wenwen was speechless.
If it weren't for me repeatedly emphasizing that Su Mu was handsome and had good character, she wouldn't have bothered to continue.
Since Xie Wenwen took the initiative to ask questions, Su Mu felt much more relaxed.
It was better than him racking his brains to think of what to talk about.
He planned to chat a few words, then go to wash up and go to bed.
"I'm writing novels. As for my profession, I should be a freelancer." Su Mu ate his food, typed a line of words, and sent it out.
Xie Wenwen, who was leaning on the sofa, had just changed into pajamas and applied a facial mask.
Seeing the latest news, Xie Wenwen frowned and looked unhappy: "Your job is not stable at all. Can you make money by writing novels?"
The implication was that she was very disgusted.
Su Mu suddenly felt sleepy and decided to type three words quickly: "It's average."
Xie Wenwen snorted. A novel writer is usually very bad.
My mother is the same. She doesn't even have a proper job, but she introduced me to a blind date.
Are you cheating me?
Or are you treating me like a fool?
Can I rely on such a person in the future?
When I get married, I will be starving!
Thinking of this, Xie Wenwen was not vague and said directly: "How much is it usually? There must be a number! Don't you have less than 4,000 yuan a month?"
Su Mu looked at the message and was a little unhappy. He
asked how much money he made when he just met. Are girls so realistic now?
"When it's bad, it's more than 2,000 a day, and when it's good, it's tens of thousands a day."
"I was going to be humble, since you care so much about my income."
"Forget it!
" "I won't pretend!"
"I'm going to show my cards! "
"Tens of thousands a day???"
Xie Wenwen sent another message, which was full of question marks.
Su Mu: "Uh-huh... any problem?"
Last month's royalties were over 200,000!
He was just telling the truth.
"Of course... no problem."
After replying these few words against his will, Xie Wenwen said to himself: "This guy must be an idiot! Why does he talk like a psychopath? He must have no concept of money. "You
're already bragging before we even meet?!
Tens of thousands a day, why don't you say you're a billionaire!
It's obviously only a few thousand a month.
And you still say tens of thousands a day!
How dare you say that!
Of the messages Su Mu sent, Xie Wenwen only saw the sentence that it was more than two hundred a day when it was bad, and automatically ignored the rest.
Experience tells her that if you ask the other party about his income, the other party will not answer with an exact number, but a range, and such a low number is almost his current salary level.
Just like what is written in many job advertisements, monthly salary.
However, Xie Wenwen was too lazy to expose him, and deliberately followed up on what he said before and asked: "You have such a high income, you bought a house a long time ago, right?"
The other party kept asking questions, and although Su Mu was very sleepy, he was embarrassed not to reply, so he could only type a few words.
"Yes, I bought it a long time ago." Su Mu was afraid of scaring the other person. He couldn't say that
it was a Tomson Shangpin gift from the company.
"Hmm? Have you bought one? Which community?" Xie Wenwen's pretty face immediately showed a happy smile.
If there is a house, then I can consider it.
"Tangchen Shangpin!" Su Mu felt that he should be sincere to others, and the community did not hide anything.
"What? What did you say?" Xie Wenwen typed these words, and her hands began to tremble.
"I said I live in Tangchen Shangpin." Su Mu replied in confusion.
Damn!
How dare you brag like this?
A house in Tangchen Shangpin costs at least 200 million!
How big is your heart?
Or do you think I am a fool?
Blow, keep blowing.
Let's see how you can blow!
Not feeling sleepy for a while, Xie Wenwen continued to ask questions.
"Then why don't you take me to see your house?"
Tangchen Shangpin?
That's where the real rich people live.
Su Mu asked curiously: "Okay, if you want to come, tell me in advance."
Tsk!
Dare to pretend!
No!
I must expose this big liar!
"Okay, then how about tomorrow? It happens that I have a day off tomorrow, what do you think?"
Xie Wenwen sneered. I'll see how you can still pretend if I give you a general!
"No problem! I'm always free."
"Well, if we were dating, would you listen to me?"
Su Mu was sleepy and said subconsciously, "If it makes sense, I will listen."
Hmm? ? ? Xie
Wenwen was stunned and quite surprised. She immediately began to overestimate her own charm.
Trust me so much?
Is it because you have taken a fancy to me and want to feed me with ** soup first?
Although the other party is a little poor, I didn't expect him to be so obedient.
If we get married, I will have the final say.
Cooking, washing clothes and cleaning will all be his business!
All wages will be handed over!
Thinking of this, Xie Wenwen felt that the two of them could try to date.
...
"If we want to date, we must have a house, and my name must be on it."
"Also, after we get married, you must spend the Spring Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, and Mid-Autumn Festival at my house."
"I can't live with your parents."
"If we get married, we must buy a new car, more than 300,000 yuan, either an Audi or a Mercedes-Benz will do."
Su Mu was drowsy and almost fell asleep when she was woken up by a series of cell phone vibrations. She
casually scanned the message.
What the hell? ?
Su Mu was startled and all her sleepiness was gone!
What did he say to cause such a misunderstanding?
After browsing the chat records of the two, Su Mu felt that he didn't say anything that could cause misunderstanding.
Why did he suddenly come straight to the point?
He quickly replied: "I'm sorry, did you misunderstand something? It's a bit frivolous to talk about marriage for the first time we chat, and I don't plan to change my car for the time being."
Su Mu's reply made her embarrassed and annoyed. She
was so angry that she almost threw her phone away!
If you don't mean to say it directly, why keep chatting with her and waste her time in vain.
"You don't plan to change it. I think you can't afford it at all. That's right, how can an unemployed vagrant with a monthly income of only a few thousand yuan afford a car worth hundreds of thousands of yuan!" "
Also, we are all adults, don't beat around the bush when talking, just be direct, I think we are not suitable, goodbye!"
After typing these words, Xie Wenwen directly blocked Su Mu.