Chapter 34 Bloody murder caused by pork

On the second day, Gu Changsheng did not get up as early as he did the day before. Just after watching the little meat buns struggling to put on their clothes, Dong Lei came to call them to eat.

  When he arrived at the dining room, Gu Changsheng looked at the table full of meat and suddenly became dispirited. He

  turned back to look at Dong Lei embarrassedly and asked with a face full of shame, "Little Lei, pork is free today?"

  Dong Lei shook his head blankly, his voice still clear and beautiful, "Madam, you are joking, if it is free, then Wang the butcher will lose

  a lot of money." "Then the pork is discounted today?" Gu Changsheng continued to ask.

  Dong Lei continued to shake his head, and replied with a look of regret, "How is it possible? Butcher Wang is notoriously stingy. I bought so much meat, but he didn't even give me a copper coin."

  "Then you made a full pork feast early in the morning, aren't you afraid that I will get sick of it!" Gu Changsheng was angry and slapped her, "You little spendthrift girl!" Dong Lei was stunned

  immediately, covering her head with grievance, tears in her eyes kept brewing, and in a blink of an eye, a "wow..." burst out...

  "Woo woo... It was my wife last night... She said she wanted more dishes last night... woo woo... She wanted meat... woo woo..."

  Gu Changsheng covered his eyes and looked at the crying little Lei Zi, welcoming the condemning eyes from all sides. Did

  she really say that? It seems to be the case...

  "Mother, you made Aunt Lei cry, woo woo..." Little Meat Bun complained, and then started crying...

  The eyes around him became even more unfriendly. Xiao Cui held Little Meat Bun in her arms and coaxed her like a baby, and occasionally cast a clever little eye at her.

  Woo... I want to cry too!

  Did she offend anyone? Didn't she just make a joke? Is it necessary to make her be in trouble?

  But Little Lei is her breadwinner. Without her, it's like running out of food. Well, let's just coax her...

  Gu Changsheng wiped his face fiercely. His face was a jerk, and he was reborn with the spring breeze! He was ready to go!

  "Come on, Little Lei, smile for me?" Gu Changsheng ran over and lifted Dong Lei's little chin frivolously with one finger. "Then how about I smile for you?"

  Gu Changsheng smiled shamelessly until he almost had cramps, and Dong Lei didn't even glance at her. Gu

  Changsheng was injured internally. Damn, coaxing people is a technical job! If Zhou Mu, the iceberg monster, was here, he would probably just glance over and the matter would be settled!

  Therefore, the technical job of coaxing people also depends on the face!

  Gu Changsheng wiped his face. Damn, why did he think of that monster? It was really a hell!

  Turning his head, Gu Changsheng saw the whole pork feast on the table, ran over, took the largest basin, and ran back again, "Well, Xiao Leizi, my wife invites you to eat braised pork, can we not flood me with flood water?" Dong Lei

  moved instantly when he heard this. He raised his hand to wipe his tears quickly, picked up the plate with both hands, found a place to sit down and started eating, and said while eating, "Well, my mother said that eating is better than the emperor, nothing can compare to it!"

  Everyone: "..."

  I'm going to your mother! Your mother is so wise and powerful! Gu Changsheng has never greeted Xiao Leizi's mother so sincerely. Every time she heard her mother say that before, she intuitively knew that something bad was going to happen.

  Today, her mother is simply the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!

  The little meat bun looked at Aunt Lei who was eating contentedly with the bowl in her arms, and then looked up, "Mom, I wronged you."

  In fact, Aunt Lei cried just for that bowl of braised pork, right?

  Gu Changsheng understood immediately after hearing what his son said!

  Damn! This little Leizi is really scheming. The point is not that her face fell to the ground, but that the bowl of braised pork was almost half in the little Leizi's stomach!

  "Little Leizi, did your wife give you less food?" Gu Changsheng asked with a frown on his face.

  Little Leizi, who was buried in the bowl of braised pork, reluctantly shook his head as an answer, and then continued to eat!

  "Then why did you go around so much for a bowl of meat, and almost flooded my little temple?" Gu Changsheng was hurt. She really didn't treat this girl harshly!

  Little Leizi raised his head and replied seriously, "My mother said, don't hit people in the face, don't tease people in the head."

  "Mom, I kneel to your mother..." Gu Changsheng yelled half a voice in frustration, and stopped looking at her. It was really, too much of a bully. Woo, let her cry for a while...

  The eyes of the other people changed immediately. My wife, it's too miserable...

  Little Leizi's mother is definitely a high-ranking existence like the nemesis of the wife!

  Gu Changsheng, who ate three more bowls of porridge and two steamed buns in a depressed mood, was full of red fruits.

  Gu Changsheng, who was holding her belly and pretending to be a pregnant woman, estimated the time. It would take a while before she had to sit in the hall, so she took her son to stroll in the yard and digest the food. However, the look in his eyes when he looked at Little Leizi before leaving was particularly resentful...

  "My wife, it's not good!"

  Gu Changsheng, who was trying to stretch, was startled by this exclamation and almost had a stomachache!

  "Hey, Uncle Song, don't say anything." Gu Changsheng leaned towards the little meat bun with a painful look on his face, and said sadly, "Son, lend me your shoulder, I'm a little sad."

  Uncle Song opened his mouth and hesitated, but he still obeyed and didn't say anything. The

  little meat bun Gu Ze proudly straightened his chest, patted his shoulders, and said in a heroic manner, "Mother, I'll give you my shoulder, just lean on it!"

  Gu Changsheng was moved, with tears in his eyes, "Oh... You are indeed my biological son!"

  Little Meat Bun: "..."

  Gu Changsheng was so moved that his heart was filled with emotion, then he looked at Song Bo who was standing unsteadily, and said resignedly, "Song Bo, tell me, your wife didn't get up in a standard posture today. First, she was tricked by a pot of braised pork, and then she was tricked by her own incompetent mouth. Now, no matter how big the hole you dig, I dare to jump into it!"

  "No, my wife, it's not me who dug the hole, it's the ground in front of our clinic that was almost stepped on and turned into a hole, and the door panel of the clinic was not strong, and it was broken apart by someone!" Song Bo shook his hand and hurriedly explained. Even if he had three guts, he would not dare to dig a hole for his wife. Just look at Dong Lei who was squatting at the kitchen door peeling melon seeds, and you will know that the result will definitely not be good.

  Gu Changsheng thought about the door of the clinic full of holes, scratched his head, and asked uncertainly, "Is it really scattered?"

  Song Bo nodded firmly, "It's scattered, scattered all over the place."

  Gu Changsheng thought of something, and instantly became energetic. He rubbed his son's little head and stood up, "It's good to be scattered, it's good to be scattered. The old one won't go away before the new one comes. I've been annoyed by that broken door for a long time."

  After saying this, without looking at Song Bo's wide eyes, he shouted at the back of the locust tree, "Han Qiu, grab your weapons!"

  Han Qiu was playing with sticks with Han Mo in the martial arts field behind the locust tree. Hearing this, he threw the stick in his hand to his brother without saying a word and walked over. Gu Changsheng

  looked at Han Qiu, who was standing in front of him with a long sword and obeying orders, and sighed solemnly, "Han Qiu, we are not looking for someone to fight to the death."

  Han Qiu heard this and obediently put the long sword that had been unsheathed back into the scabbard, and his movements were so smooth.

  "Han Qiu, can I discuss something with you?" Gu Changsheng asked in a talkative manner.

  "Madam, please speak." Han Qiu replied in a formal manner.

  "Han Qiu, how about borrowing your body?" Gu Changsheng asked cautiously, rubbing his hands and laughing.

  Song Bo was stunned, and Han Qiu looked up.

  "Well, it's not what you think. What I mean is that the door panel of our house is falling apart, and I want you to shock it with your domineering and majestic power." Gu Changsheng hurriedly shook his hand to explain, "Then, madam, I made a big noise yesterday, I'm afraid it won't be peaceful these two days, so, can you learn from Master Guan and act as a door god?"

  "I am your servant, madam, you don't have to be so polite." Han Qiu clenched his fist with the long sword in his hand.

  "Well, my lady, I was willing to go by myself, after all, I don't have to worry about my reputation. But when I become a door god, no one comes to see the doctor, and I can't be apart." Gu Changsheng explained, patted Han Qiu on the shoulder, and promised, "Han Qiu, don't worry, even if you become a tough female man, my lady can snatch ten or eight handsome men for you, and guarantee that you will have no trouble finding a husband."

  Song Bo, Han Qiu: "..."

  The little meat bun looked at Han Qiu sympathetically, and ran towards Han Mo with his short legs. He wanted to tell Han Mo that his mother planned to snatch many brothers-in-law for him...

  There was chaos in front of the Gu's Medical Clinic. Now that the door panels had fallen apart, everyone rushed to the lobby.

  This was the situation that Gu Changsheng saw when he came in. Several men with red faces and unfriendly looks were crowded in front of the examination table.

  Seeing Gu Changsheng coming, he howled with full energy, "Madam Changsheng, Madam Changsheng, I'm not feeling well, please show me your health."

  "Madam Changsheng, please show me your health first, my stomach hurts so much, ouch..." He said while holding his stomach and screaming in a realistic manner.

  "Madam Changsheng, I'm dying..."

  Gu Changsheng looked at the crowd in front of him coldly, and leisurely adjusted his scattered hair, and said indifferently, "I don't know if you have heard a sentence?"

  "What sentence?" A fat man squeezed in the front asked blankly.

  "Even rabbits bite when they are angry. I don't blame you for treating me as a cash cow." Gu Changsheng said coldly, and then his whole aura changed. He jumped onto the chair with one hand on his waist and roared loudly, "But you dared to come and mess things up! Who is the blind man who broke my door panels? Stand out obediently!"

  Everyone was shocked and hurriedly stepped back. This Changsheng lady looked like a bandit!

  Only the fat man was still standing in front of him, with a look of confusion on his face.

  "Changsheng lady, it was him, Wang the Butcher, who broke your door panels!" Someone in the crowd accused.

  Then everyone spoke up to testify against the culprit.

  "Oh..." Gu Changsheng looked at the person in front of him and narrowed his eyes, "You are Wang the Butcher who buys meat on the street, right?"

  Wang the Butcher nodded blankly and replied with full energy, "I am, what's wrong?"

  "My girl went to your place to buy a lot of pork today, right?" Gu Changsheng asked again.

  Butcher Wang scratched his head and thought, "It seems that there is such a thing. A little girl who said she was from the Gu family came to buy more than ten pounds of meat."

  "Does she still have the money for buying meat?" Gu Changsheng patted his belly and continued to ask. Butcher

  Wang patted his chest, "Of course I have it!"

  "Han Qiu, skin him for me, bring back the money to compensate for our door panels, and then, throw him out to me!" Gu Changsheng looked at Han Qiu and rushed up in one step, and continued angrily, "Because of your pork, I have been angry all morning, and you dare to bump into me. I really don't know that Lord Horse has three eyes, and he came here to vent his anger on me!"