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My name is Qin Feng, and from the moment I was born, my life path was doomed to be different from ordinary people. This is because my family is different. Although my mother is ordinary, my father is a very special person in the world, and his career is unique.

At that time of my childhood, in our town with a long history, the tradition that men earn money to support their families and women do housework continued. Because my father's work is very mysterious, it belongs to the single biography of eight generations, and he abides by the warnings of his ancestors and keeps his mouth shut to his wife. Mother is a well-behaved woman. Her father doesn't speak, and she never asks questions. Therefore, the mother has been married to her father for many years, and she has never been clear about what her father does for a living.

What exactly is my father's occupation?

Lingyi affairs hall!

The supernatural things mentioned are only relative to ghosts in the underworld. Whether ghosts are sick or injured, bullied by ghosts or all grievances suffered in the world, they are all responsible for handling them. For those who are alive, they will be ignored.

My eighth grandparent, Grandfather Mao, inherited this profession. He was a descendant of Maoshan School, studied orthodox Taoist magic, and became famous in the Jianghu at that time after he made his debut.When he was old, he realized a truth, or a summary: exorcising ghosts and demons can only bring temporary peace in the world, which is a temporary solution, and the root of the problem lies in ghosts and evil spirits. If we want to solve the problem fundamentally, we must also start with ghosts and evil spirits. There are many reasons why ghosts and evil spirits harm the world, but few of them harm people for no reason. Most of them take revenge on the world because of deep resentment before death, no sacrifice after death, suffering from illness but no treatment from Yin doctors, and some are bullied by ghosts or aggrieved when they encounter difficulties.

Grandpa Mao decided to open a paranormal affairs hall to solve these intractable diseases for ghosts and soothe their emotions, which would reduce the number of evil spirits in the underworld and make the world more peaceful.

Speaking of which, some people may ask, the customers of this office are ghosts. They only have ghost money and can't be used in the dead. How can our family make a living?

Haha, you don't have to worry about it. My great-grandfather was very clever. Once he worked for ghosts, he collected a ghost tooth. With the help of Taoist alchemy, a hundred ghost teeth could be refined into a black agate. No matter in ancient times or today, this article is a precious treasure with high price. According to the current market price, one piece has exceeded 100,000. Throughout the year, there will always be hundreds of ghost teeth, and the income is quite good.

Ever since I was born, my father hung a gossip card made of peach wood around my neck, engraved with the word "ghost". This is done to use the power of gossip to ward off evil spirits, and to show my identity. As the next generation heir of the Yin and Yang Affairs Hall, ghosts will avoid me. My father has taught me Taoist magic since I was sensible. In that era when "a dutiful son is born under a stick", if I don't want to learn or be lazy, my palm will be hit by a bamboo board or my ass will blossom, and even if I am stubborn, I will be repaired.

Later, when I went to primary school, my classmates saw this wooden sign around my neck and ridiculed me as a neurotic. The teacher also talked to me specially and told me not to hang this feudal dross. When I got home, I cried and didn't want to wear it, but my father scolded me with a calm face and said something about feudal superstition. If he hadn't been in this business, there would be many more harmful people in the world, and your teacher wouldn't dare to say so today. You can't take this sign off, or you'll break my leg.

My father is very strict. When he gets angry, I dare not say anything. Seeing that I was wronged, my mother raised my collar and asked me to put the wooden sign into my clothes, so that I would be less ridiculed at school. But I'm still reluctant to sleep with this burden every day, and I'm really uncomfortable. However, one thing that happened later made me fully understand my father's good intentions.