Knowing that I hadn't much time was pretty taxing on my Soul, it just made me feel like I had to do things as quickly as possible.
It was a good thing that I wasn't the one providing with the inner energy as well, as that was the duty of the slaves outside, who were taking turns.
Unfortunately, nobody could take over my job, so I had no option but to try everything I could to keep myself alive, and go through with it.
Not like I would actually have someone else take over now, or ever during the process, this thing was just that important to myself.
I had to hurry up, but at the same time, I couldn't help but remember one of those adages from 'otaku's' world, haste makes waste.
Something I couldn't allow to happen, no matter what!
With those thoughts in mind, I decided to gamble and took a few moments to relax my Soul, and recompose myself.
The moment that I felt ready about the whole thing, I started the final step of concoction, and slowly compressed the two Yang Sources inside the Cauldron into two pills.
It was difficult, extremely difficult, but I didn't care how difficult it was right now, even if someone tried to kill me outside, I wouldn't really care at this point.
I wouldn't lose my focus for anything in the world!
'Baaaannnnnnnnnnnngggggggg…, Boooooooooommmmmmmmmmm…'
Just as things were about to get over, I heard a sound of something clashing against the Cauldron first, and then the inside of the Cauldron Exploding.
Had I failed at the end!?
…
I don't know for how long I slept, but the moment I regained my senses I could feel a piercing pain through my arms and legs, alongside a burn on my face.
At the same time, some heart wrenching pain attacked my Soul Avatar as well, and in two minutes once again I felt the pain of all those years back.
"Urrgghhhhhhhh~!
It was painful!
Extremely fu*cking painful!"
But I just clenched my teeth as hard as I could in order to bear with it. I wanted that to pass through as soon as possible.
Not because I didn't want the pain, but because I wanted to know what happened to my Cauldron and my pills.
Those were of outmost importance to me!
With those thoughts in mind, I just bore with the pain for a few moments, and once I felt that it was bearable, or that I had managed to bear it, I looked inside my space ring.
The suspense had my heart clenched in some terrifying strings, but the moment that I saw the small jade bottle with the two fiery pills inside, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahha~!
I succeeded!
I fu*cking succeeded!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA~!"
My slaves most probably thought that I had lost it, especially after how exhausted my soul, and body had been at the end of the process.
But soon, a few average looking beauties entered my room to check on me with complicated thoughts and expressions.
Who could blame them, I didn't allow them to cultivate with anyone else, and they couldn't even cultivate with me, as I didn't have the facilities.
They were kind of saved from the torture of the ghosts and spirits of this Punishment Cave, but they didn't have much of a future as they saw it.
I didn't really care about their thoughts though, as I was more concentrated on the injuries my body had suffered.
Those damned slaves of mine had done a pretty good job, stabbing me everywhere they had found an empty spot, and kept me awake for as long as they could.
At the same time, that bang that I had felt from the outside of the Cauldron, it had been my face crashing on the Cauldron.
Good thing that in my last moment of conscience I had managed to refine those two pills and then place them into the jade bottle.
"Bath me, and treat my wounds!"
Happy as I was, I didn't bother with the thoughts, expressions, or actions of the female slaves as I order them to clean me thoroughly.
The 3 of them were a bit startled at my request, but they didn't waste time and immediately started to undress me and my wounds.
They were used to men bodies, and they weren't ashamed in the least. They were dual cultivators, if they truly were ashamed or disgusted, they wouldn't be able to reach this level.
After all, each of the three was a late stage levelled Yin True Realm expert, something that many women cultivators dreamed of reaching in their lifetime.
Knowing that there was nothing to get from me though, the trio was quite unhappy and disappointed, especially when they saw that my D was truly missing.
Still, unable to refuse my orders they quickly bathed me, cleaned my wounds, and prepared the bath as per my instructions.
After all, since I was going to have my Yang Source rebuilt, I could also take this opportunity to cultivate my body a little bit.
While body cultivation wasn't necessarily needed until one reached the Trinity Realm, it was still a great source of strength, and it would be much better to have it ready, than try when it was just needed.
"Stay around me and protect me, don't let anyone disturb me, no matter what happens!"
Once everything was ready, I just gave my last order which caught the trio by surprise, but they just did as they were told with their unhappy faces.
In the meanwhile, I just sat within the bath in lotus position and fixed my mental state, before bringing out the bottle with the two fiery pills, and gulping them down in one motion.
One Yang Source Pill was enough to create and regenerate one Yang Source within a man's body, but since I was going for it, then why bother with just one!
That's right, I intended to create two Yang Source's in my body, and most importantly to re-generate two D's alongside their accompanying jewellery for myself.
It was going to be a lunacy, I was clearly aware of that, but this sort of lunacy was going to be accompanying me for my whole life, otherwise how could I grow strong enough to get my revenge.
The moment those two pills entered my throat I could feel their fiery potency, even more so when they melted inside me, and their medicinal energy went towards my nether regions.
'FUUUUUU*CCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK~!'
The motherfu*cking pain was way beyond my expectations, it felt like my nether region was being burned to a crisp.
It was a fire that could burn everything in existence, trying to spread from my nether region to the rest of my body but I couldn't allow that to happen.
No, I had to fucking stop it!
With those thoughts in mind, I had no other option but to guide my Soul Avatar covered in Inferno Flames towards those flames and put them under control.
Once again, I could feel extremely joyous with the whole being of my Soul as the flames were my domain, but things were far from over.
Just as I thought things were slowly coming under my control, another fire appeared in my nether regions, seeming even more dangerous than the first one.
If the first one was a burning flame that seemed to never extinguish, this other fire seemed like nine fiery dragons trying to burn everything on their path.
Each of the dragons were imposing and terrifying, but the moment I sensed them with my Soul Avatar, I immediately felt like things couldn't get any better.
Good things came in stacks, and I had no intention of losing even one of those good things happening to me.
It was precisely with that thought that I just waited for the nine flaming dragons to show up, before pulling them closer to my Soul Avatar, and make a connection with them.
If I were to look outside, I would see that my body was covered in flames, a charred meat smell was spreading in the bath, and most importantly the liquid bath had disappeared.
There wasn't even the slightest drop of liquid remaining in there, as an even more stinging rotten fishy smell that was being burned spread throughout the room.
Not only in the bathroom, but it started spreading throughout the whole Punishment Cave, and even more outside.
It made all the disciples of the Yin-Yang Prairie Sect shiver with cold sweats, not knowing what kind of demon was torturing people inside the Punishment Cave.
Now wasn't the time to care about them, though as I was more concerned in the creation and regeneration of my tools.
Slowly, but surely within the flames I could feel signs of life, I could feel signs of something down there.
It wasn't just singular signs either, it was two of them.
I had succeeded!
I had truly fu*cking succeeded!
I couldn't believe myself at this moment, it was just so awesome.
So fu*cking majestic!
I had truly created a Double Cannon for myself, from here on I would need to make some revisions to my Yin-Yang Cannon manual, but that wasn't a big deal.
Theory was something that could be taken care off easily, but re-growing two D's into one body was something that not even God's or Demons had thought of doing.
At least that was what I thought!
Of course, I didn't open my eyes immediately to check on my tools, as there was still time for that, I first needed to make sure that nothing untoward happened…
Succeeded (Double D's)